August 22nd, 2012
Why do we like talking about break ups so much, people? Because it is “entertaining”? … Right. Though warmer weather brings about some “summer love”, the first gust of chilly wind brings about the dreaded return of fall. And as much as we hate to admit it those summer flings aren’t year-round (otherwise, we’d call them all-season flings, right?). Here to console the pitter-patter of your heart we have this year’s biggest break ups:
Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard
They were so cute! This bums me out. But I bet there are many Zooey Deschanel fans just waiting to take her out. And this probably will prompt Ben (the frontman of Death Cab for Cutie) to go on a Taylor Swift-like rampage and write a million songs. Indie music lovers rejoice!
Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne
Yep, Brody and Avril stayed pretty happy for awhile until they broke up earlier this year. But we all know our girl Avril will get a happy ending with Chad Kroeger. This is music to our ears. Not sure if I can say that with a straight face.
Lil’ Wayne and Rap Music
Yep, Lil’ Wayne is leaving the rap game for his skateboard. I guess he couldn’t get enough of those four wheels. He’ll be back They always come back. Unless you’re Taylor Swift (see below).
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
Oh no! Not K. Stew and R. Patz! … Wait a minute, he’s single now? Get in line ladies because I think it’s time to go vampire hunting. I love him I love him!
And as a treat, the patron saint of break ups, Miss Taylor Swift with her lyric video for We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together here.Tweet