* A cancerous tumour has been discovered in the salivary gland of Beastie Boys member Adam Yauch. Extra bad news: the tour is being cancelled and the Hot Sauce Committee album is being postponed! What is this, unintentional self-Sabotage?
* Ex-O.C cutie Misha Barton is still hospitalized, and missing the premiere of her new flick, The Homecoming. Maybe she got sick of appearing in movies nobody saw since leaving television…
* Rumour has it that Rihanna will be joined by All-American Rejects vocalist Tyson Ritter on her upcoming Rated R album. That’s probably just as weird as Keane working with Kanye West.
* Kings of Leon have announced that they will be playing a FREE show in New York City! Time to hatch an evil plan to find a way to get passes…
* Aaaand, Michael Jackson is continuously in the news because of a film made of footage from rehearsals for his London concerts, set to be released at some mysterious future time. Aren’t you excited?
