Posts Tagged ‘spencer pratt’

Thursaday? News!

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

* Zac Efron put up a video of himself bungee jumping. Now I want to go bungee jumping.

* Twilight fans! I got you a cake!

* One of my favorite funny gals Amy Poehler will re-appear on Saturday Night Live! Yay!

* A Speidi span?! Ahhh! They are taking over the world!

News for Tuesday: Barrel Full of Sunshine Edition

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

* Listen up, Americans! Kings of Leon think you have crappy taste in music!

* Like pulling teeth: Trent Reznor explains he’s getting Nine Inch Nails off the road so he doesn’t become Gene Simmons. You’ll also notice he’s coming to Oro, Ontario; see NIN while you can!

* I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! stars Sanjaya Malakar and Holly Montag are firmly denying being more than just friends. Even though Spencer Pratt insists he would “very happily hand the famed cup of superstar couple on planet Earth to Sanjaya and Holly in a second”. Spencer Pratt is such a tool.

* Calm down, young fella! Ex-Panic! At the Disco member Ryan Ross is speaking out about the breakup of the band. So now you knoooow.

* OH NOES! LeVar Burton, host of everyone’s favourite Reading Rainbow (I know I liked it), was in a car accident! Don’t worry guys, he’s gonna be okay!

* Broken Social Scene are gonna be in a movie! This Movie is Broken doesn’t follow the band directly, but seems like it has definite win potential anyway.

Thursday News! Whoohooo!

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

* Robert Pattinson got hit by a car, but don’t worry ladies he is okay! He had 5 security guards watching out for crazy fan girls, but I guess they forgot to watch out for cabs! As I said RPratz is completely fine, but I don’t think he would complain with some time in the hospital. Guy never gets any quiet time.

* I need one of these hats.

* Mariah Carey in a London West End musical? On stage? Hm!

* Bruno (aka Sacha Baron Cohen) is naked on the cover of GQ this month. Who did it better, him or Jennifer Aniston?

* Lauren Conrad, who is currently touring with her book “L.A. Candy”, is saying that the apology with Spencer never happened. Apparently the phone wasn’t even connected? I’m sorry but don’t we all know by now that most of The Hills is fake? I mean I love The Hills, but I’m not surprised by this. You?

* Wish I was part of Beck’s club! I feel so left out! :(

* So You Think You Can Dance Canada choreographer Stacey Tookey’s contemporary routine last night was a hit with the judges! Yay Canada!

* If you trust me and want to listen to a stream of my favorite new album, the click here, and listen to Dirty Projector’s “Bitte Orca”. I’ve been listening to it on repeat.

News for Monday: New Friends, Fights, and Funky Ones

Monday, May 25th, 2009

* If you care: Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart are capable of a) eating Italian food, b) sitting down in restaurants, c) talking to each other. Like regular people who work together on Twilight vampire movies, and not necessarily people who are dating (back off Stewart; he’s mine).

* Spencer Pratt won’t fight you, because he’s the most famous person in the world. Isn’t that great? I’d best go find a way to buy a copy of I’m A Celebrity so he doesn’t stop being famous and come attack me…

* Reason #376 why I have started sleeping with the lights on: LFO are reuniting.

* Canadian Music fans rejoice: the Hillside Festival line-up has been announced, and it is looking sweet. The downside: tickets are already half-sold-out.

* Fans of American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert shouldn’t feel so bad for the guy; word is Queen (Queen!) is thinking about recruiting him as their new front man. Dude may be good, but I dunno, that’s an awfully large role to fill…

Are 100 Pizzas Worth It?

Friday, May 15th, 2009

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How much do you like pizza? No, back up and marinate on this question first: how much do you like Heidi Montag’s music? Because according to Spencer Pratt’s Twitter, he’ll personally deliver 100 pizzas to whoever purchases 100 downloads of any Heidi song. The turdburglar posted a phone number on his account, which went to a pre-recorded message that said:

“If you buy 100 [downloads of Heidi’s music], then I will deliver 100 pizzas to your house – hand delivered! Heidi will come. We’ll watch a DVD!”

Do you think they’d come to Canada? Would you pay $100 to have the Pratt’s come to your hizzouse?

Spencer Pratt <3’s Rap: DO NOT WANT.

Monday, May 11th, 2009
Does this look like the face of a rapper to you?

Does this look like the face of a rapper to you?

Reason #3174 the world is coming to an end: Spencer Pratt has released a rap song.

Yes, Speidi’s other better? half is going the way of the Triple Threat, and his nom de plume of choice is “The Great White”.

The song is called “I’m A Celebrity”, it plays midway through this interview, and it is scaring me.

The sanity of mainstream music today: in doubt. Spencer actually sings, I mean raps, about using Twitter, and how much he loves his wife. YES, that is how you gain the street cred, as the kids say.

I stopped streaming the new Green Day album to listen to this? I have to say I agree with the one of his lyrics though: “Get me outta here/ We gonna have a problem here”.

Oh yes, we gonna have a problem.

News for Monday: Fans, Feuds, and Fill-ins?

Monday, April 20th, 2009

* So Ashton beat CNN to a million Twitter followers on Friday… but now Spencer Pratt from The Hills has stepped up as challenger for Round Two: most new followers in 30 days. Right. I wish they would just pull out Lightsabers and settle this thing Old School already.

* SPEAKING OF Spencer Pratt… turns out he and Heidi Montag are getting married again. Oh happiness! Oh joy! Oh… well-timed publicity?

* Grey’s Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo is preggers! Nothing to worry about, though: I hear she’s a great doctor…

* Jane’s Addiction’s first tour in 18 years hasn’t even started and they’re fighting amongst themselves. What do you do when not even Trent Reznor can help patch things up?

* Steal This Drummer!? System of a Down’s drummer John Dolmayan has auditioned to fill Jimmy Chamberlin’s spot in the Smashing Pumpkins. The jury is still out on whether the world needs another pseudo-supergroup. Didn’t Velvet Revolver not go so well?