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Watch Love Court Fridays @ 6pm ET & On Demand at muchmusic.com/lovecourt Sally Kardashian, we find you guilty of motivated assault with wasabi, of not knowing how trick hand cuffs work and for generally being a stone cold bitch… I salute you. Santa’s obnoxious little helper, we find you guilty of using the Jonas Brothers [...]

ELISE: Jury… TANIA: This is bad. ELISE: Have you made your decision? DINI: Yes, of course we have your honor. Ryan Shortscrest, we find you guilty of having the right bod, in the wrong clothes. RYAN: Ohhh. DINI: And you, Tania. We find you guilty of having questionable bangs. However, we find your body quite [...]

ELISE: Jury! Have you made your decision? Dini: have we jury? Yes your honour, we most certainly have. We the jury have found you, Donatella Versnatchy, guilty of wearing less lipgloss than your date and having the sex appeal of a pterodactyl. DAVID: is she talking to me? Dini: silence! Do not sass me in [...]

Dan & Hana’s Verdict Dan, we find you guilty of overusing the phrase ‘that’s what she said’, for avoiding a tan at all costs and devouring Hana’s face with only her partial consent. Hana, we find you guilty of making inappropriate jokes, having undateable hair, and above all, not meeting your challenge! This was not [...]

Eric & Talia’s Verdict Eric-tion.. we find you guilty of having biceps that will not quit. And I won’t quit you until you’re mine and we’re raising adorable little Filipino-Italian-Greek babies (i love you). Double D of desperation.. we find you guilty of not setting your crazy eyes on this prize and climbing that giant [...]

John & Kimberly’s Verdict Kim-bo! We find you guilty of pretending to be flexible, what a stretch! For lap dancing with the confidence of a pubescent girl in a high school shower. And finally, for allowing Jon to keep his shirt on for so damn long. Throw us a bone girlfriend.

Ricki & Ali’s Verdict Winnipeggy we find you guilty for popping your hood but not flashing your headlights Ricky Martin, we find you guilty of cupping your balls and cupping Andrew’s heart. For being a construction worker but not revealing your man hammer. The person guilty of crimes against love is… YOU.. Winnepeg Bundy. Therefore [...]

Geordie & Amber’s Verdict