Team Digital Exposed

April 2nd, 2004

alright kids,

get a change of pants ready - this is it - the one you’ve been bawling your eyes out for - TEAM DIGITAL EXPOSED. the nerds in the corner, known to you as team digital, have a few things weird about them.

#1 - within the team digital crew there is a sub gang known as “the snack pack”. i’ve tried to infiltrate the snack pack but due to their strict no jay walking policy i’ve been excluded, jay walking being one of my favourite crimes. from what i can tell, the snack pack consists of matt, ryan, and justin. their only rule is no jay walking, they discipline in the form of pinching, and they like snacks, sometimes up to three snacks a day, maybe more. i’m not gonna say much more cause i don’t want to get pinched.

#2 - sophie and kelly seem to be the muscle behind team digital. kelly struts around flipping the bird at random. i once caught sophie down by the vending machine shaking bruce turner down for a quarter, then she ate it. if you haven’t seen bruce, you should know he’s full of muscle - just the other day his shirt split off when he reached to answer the phone. i don’t know if this part is just a rumour or straight fact, but i’ve heard that kelly and sophie hold sunday afternoon arm wrestling matches with grade schoolers to make them feel like big shots.

#3 - justin can teleport but won’t admit it even though you just saw him do it.

#4 - ryan o’brien is working on breeding tiny poodles, like the size of a grasshopper, to jump through the hoops in his ears. he also plans to market them as a trail mix like snack in korea.

# 5 - word on the street from the ladies is that matt 2.0 is more like matt 11.5 if you know what i’m saying.

i hope you appreciate this, sophie is probably going to put me in a full nelson while kelly goes to town on my guts.

Posted on Friday, April 2nd, 2004 at 3:26 pm by Fetus and is filed under Blog.

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