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King Douche - don’t let the airbrushed exterior fool you!

No, I didn’t watch this abomination of an aftershow - but I am closely reading its aftermath. I didn’t have to follow along throughout the season - the finale was enough of a recap for the average reality TV viewer.

However, I have become obsessed with analyzing WHY Bachelor Brad (who for the record, I do NOT think is exceptionally hot, smart, witty, charming - what are you ladies thinking? Do you have NO standards??) didn’t choose either girl in the finale. Why bother?

And also, he managed to debunk my nearly foolproof theory that when a guy kisses a girl on the forehead, he actually loves her. WTF? Thanks a bunch, Brad. Anyhoodle, if he didn’t ultimately feel anything for either of the girls, if he had a girlfriend waiting back home, no matter - what terrifies me most is the fact that he ACTED and SEEMED like he was genuinely passionate and in love with Deanna. That is scary. That he was that good at duping her into thinking he was going to pursue a relationship with her. How can someone be so adept at maintaining such a farce?

Basically everything you need to know about The Bachelor: After The Final Rose is in this post.

From the awkward silences to the completely insincere goodbye to Deanna (”I’ll miss you more than you will ever know” - ew), it’s all there. Have a read and let me know what you think!

P.S.: Deanna NEEDS to be the next Bachelorette. If ABC doesn’t make my wish come true, someone will perish.

Posted on Thursday, November 22nd, 2007 at 12:18 pm by Alison and is filed under We <3 TV.

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