The Break Up Virus

January 10th, 2007

What the hell is in the air? What’s going on with this break-up virus that’s caused the end of a staggering number of serious relationships in the last year? And most recently, JT & Cam, Marilyn & Dita, and now: Drew Barrymore & Fabrizio Moretti. DREW & FAB! They’re like this week’s Adam Brody & Rachel Bilson - you know, that snuggable couple that truly brings a finger to your cheek like you’re pretending to cry. There’s like nobody even left to break up anymore. JT’s running around with Scarlett (allegedly) and Marilyn Manson is running around with 19-year-old Evan Rachel Wood (allegedly). Things are changing, people. By the by, have you heard of any break-up immunizations on the black market? I’d like to get my hands on it.

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3 Responses to “The Break Up Virus”

  1. Maybe all Hollywood relationships are marketing ploys, like in Simpsons with Troy McClure, to cover up his fish fetish. Secretly, Manson is into tuna.

  2. it’s crazy!!!

    DREW AND FAB!?

    i bet they’ll get back togeather…

    gotta love thoes strokes boys though ;)

    By kate_28 on January 12, 2007 at 9:46 pm |
  3. dita-you really let manson down!!!he thought you were a true and special person.he thought you’d be there for him,and stand by him.he thought you understood him.he trusted and believed in you.he counted on you.he was always there for you,stood by you,and understood you.he thought you’d take your wedding vows seriousy,and be faithful,loyal,and trustworthy.he did,and was.you really betrayed him-you poor excuse of whatever you are!!!i sincerely hope you get yours!!!what you did to manson is why people don’t get married.he didn’t break your heart-you broke his heart!!!he has a heart-you don’t have one.

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