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October 2nd, 2013
Seriously, who doesn’t have a fragrance nowadays? Sometimes it feels like you haven’t really “made it” till you’re the face of your own perfume or cologne, or at the very least the face of someone else’s signature scent. But with so many different celeb fragrances out there, how do we really know which ones to try out?
Well I’m no fragrance expert and I have probably only bought one celeb fragrance — J.Lo’s original scent, Glow — but I’m going to base these judgements on one of the biggest parts of a fragrance campaign: the commercials.
Based on my scientific research of commercial watching skills and pure celeb fragrance logic (seriously, look at the ‘WTF’ section, NONE of those celebs should have perfumes of their own), I’ve ranked celeb fragrances from the good to the bad and most definitely some of the biggest WTFs out there.
Beyonce – Heat
This scent stands as the best-selling celeb fragrance out there right now and just look at this ad — how could you not be swept away in the overwhelming sex appeal of this fragrance?! Also, Beyonce just wins at everything.
Lady Gaga – Fame
First off, there’s nothing else like it out there in terms of celeb fragrances, and secondly, Gaga went as far as making a mini-film. All these other lazy people just made commercials!
Justin Bieber – Girlfriend
If the scent is as dreamy as this commercial then I’m sold. Where can I buy five bottles?
Nicki Minaj – Minajesty
The rapper’s latest ad for her new fragrance Minajesty is just as outrageous and grand as her personality, what a perfect fit!
Taylor Swift – Taylor
There is no one more relatable who I’d want to buy a fragrance from than Taylor Swift. This ad is not only a commercial for her product, but also an ad for friendship. Taylor, let’s be BFFs. I’ll wear your fragrances, I swear!
Britney Spears – All of her perfumes
Britney may not always be on top of her music (I still stand by my opinion on her new song), but she is most definitely on top of her fragrance game. Just look at this ad!
One Direction – Our Moment
Yes, the boys from One Direction can sell us anything, but this ad is more of a parody of a fragrance commercial than a serious one. Surely, sales are still good, but this ad just makes us want to hug them and buy their albums more than the perfume itself.
Katy Perry – Killer Queen
This looks familiar…
Jesse McCartney – Wanted
Only people who remember Jesse McCartney would buy this. So…like, 10 people?
Antonio Banderas – Her Secret
Okay, this ad is just ridiculous. Antonio Banderas is handsome, yes, but his perfume will not make my clothes come flying off.
Bruce Willis – Lovingly
From Die Hard to this. Just think about it and watch this ad.
Alan Cumming – Cumming
WAIT, WHAT? ALAN CUMMING?