The Hills Recap: Kegger Engagement

September 25th, 2007

It wouldn’t be Tuesday without the weekly Hills recap.. So what did the wacky gang get up to this week?

* Lauren attends Jason’s housewarming party and meets his new ice queen, I mean girlfriend, I mean fiance, Katja.
* Whitney is given the responsibility of handling the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus shoot. Bad idea.
* Heidi goes wedding dress shopping with our favourite slut Jen Bunny and registers with Spencer at some shiteous homewares store (i.e. think Heidi’s engagement ring)

WTF Moments:
* Whitney takes the band out the night before their shoot.. Professional much? I don’t buy the whole ‘we thought we should entertain the band’ speech.
* Jen Bunny gives Heidi credible advice. Since when?
* JASON ANNOUNCES HIS ENGAGEMENT AT A KEGGER PARTY?!?!?! One classy dude.
* The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus act like divas on the set of their photoshoot- well, just the one guy - But seriously, who are they and why do we care? They should be so lucky that Teen Vogue ACTUALLY wants to feature them… This is pretty much the highlight of their career…

Spencer’s Douchebag Move Of The Night:
Heidi: You still haven’t told your parents that we’re getting engaged?
Spencer: (Blank expression)
Heidi: Why, are you embarrassed?
Spencer: (Still Nothing)

Worst Nose Job Of The Night:
* Goes to Heidi Montag. While Jen, actually needed a nose job (I barely recognize her with one), Heidi looked better without it. Now, she just looks like a barbie..

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