The Hills Recap: What A B*tch!

September 4th, 2007

So it’s official: Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt have broken up… It took only five episodes for the ambiguously dull duo to call it quits and end their relationship. And for what? LOYALTY. Dun Dun Dun…

OK, it wasn’t all that dramatic – in fact if you missed out on last night’s episode of The Hills, you really didn’t miss out on all that much. Unlike the previous episodes, this week’s show lacked the ‘OOOOO Emmmmm Geeee’ factor that made the past four episodes highly entertaining. So what happened this week in the fabulous city of L.A.?

* Lauren and Audrina realize that Spencer’s relationship with Brody is on the rocks so they make a move… Mmmhmm, the girls join BJ and gang for a night of drinking and dancing at the local bar…The night ends when Lauren invites herself over to Brody’s ‘big’ condo. It was all innocent, really…right!

Aside: What’s with the dude with the albino blonde/white afro?

* Brody calls up his good bud Spencer only to be berated for not being loyal to him. The b*tch is peeved that BJ is spending some time with his arch nemesis Lauren Conrad. Honestly, who makes LC their nemesis? LAME.

* Audrina is dumb. I mean smart. I mean she can only be as dumb as the man she’s dating right? Seriously, who in their right mind goes on another date with someone that has ditched her on more than one occasion? Moving on. Justin Bobby enlightens Audrina on his stance on why he doesn’t believe in labelling relationships. It really was quite moving. Deep, in fact. As deep as his feelings for her.

* After a weekend of convincing her mom that she has friends, Heidi makes an effort to see her last resort friend Jen Bunny – Look Mrs. Montag, Heidi’s got friends! Heidi tells Jen that Brody was the one to spread the rumours about LC and her beef curtains. For some reason her argument was very unconvincing…

Well kids, that pretty much sums up the show. So what did we learn?

a) Brody Jenner isn’t going to take anymore sh*t from his former buddy and manager Spencer Pratt.
b) Jen Bunny looks different. Umm, homegirl got herself a new nose.
c) Audrina is a disaster when it comes to picking men.
d) Lauren and Brody are like the bestest buds?

Posted on Tuesday, September 4th, 2007 at 12:39 pm by Jen and is filed under Celebrities & Pop Culture.