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Back when I was knee high to a grasshopper - ok, maybe a few years after that - I was allll about the movie Scream. Not only did it provide me with many a laugh, but it taught me some important lessons about life as dictated by horror movies. Highlights include:

-Never run up stairs when you are being chased.
-Virgins always live.
-Never say, “I’ll be right back.” Because you won’t.
-They always come back. And by “they”, I of course mean the crazy psycho who’s chasing you.

Awhile ago, Guin sent me an extremely helpful and informative article called How To Survive A Horror Movie. It’s a good thing I finally read it, because you never know when your life can go from comedy to terror. Eh? Eh? Highlights from the article include:

-As a general rule, don’t solve puzzles that open portals to hell.
-Never go to camp or become a counselor. You will be dead by the end of summer.
-Do not take *anything* from the dead.
-Aaaaand so on.

So read the article and be prepared! Especially if you’re taking a road trip this March Break. And by the way, if you are taking a road trip, NO HITCHHIKERS.

Posted on Monday, March 5th, 2007 at 2:17 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.

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