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May 16th, 2014
It’s almost D-Day, or rather K-Day.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s wedding is just over a week away. And while we’re still finalizing our outfits (we’re sure our invite is going to arrive any day now), we couldn’t help but wonder what to get the superstar couple. What do you get the couple that has everything? Kanye and Kim are known for their luxurious taste and sadly we don’t a gift card to The Bay will suffice. But don’t worry through extensive research, which basically means cyber stalking Kim’s Instagram, we’ve come up with the perfect gifts to celebrate the union that is Kanye and Kim.
A Louis Vuitton motorcycle
This custom made LV seat covered motorcycle is valued at $130,000. It may seem expensive but think of all the joy Kimye will get when they recreate Bound 2.
Tiffany picture frame
This $810 picture frame is the perfect way for Kim and Kanye to display all their wedding photos, or at the very least Kim’s latest selfie.
Matching Hermes his and her bath towels
Can you imagine Kanye and Kim drying off in these white cotton, Japanese weaved towels valued at $290 each. Obviously they would be monogrammed with Mr. and Mrs. Yeezus.
Burberry diaper bag
You may think this $1,295 bag is a weird wedding gift, but Kanye and Kim really can’t be photographed with a nanny with a non-designer diaper bag.
Matching Prada sunglasses
I’m sure Kim and Kanye have plenty of sunglasses, but they could always use more. They’ll come in handy when watching the gardener tend to Kim’s flower wall.
Tiffany bread knife
This $270 bread knife may seem excessive but I’m sure Kim will find some use for it, if she ever decides to eat carbs.
A gift certificate to Marble Slab Creamery
Because Kanye really likes ice cream.
Full length mirror
This will be perfect for all their mirror selfies. Smile Kimye!