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The Show Is Over. OVER!

July 25th, 2006

No! NOOO!!

You know, I had known and/or suspected that Tina Fey (aka my hero) would be leaving Saturday Night Live to work on her new sitcom. But here’s the depressing update: not only is Tina leaving the show, as she confirmed on Leno last Friday, but Rachel Dratch is ALSO leaving the show. Why don’t they just take a mini shovel and scoop my eyes out, and then remove my laugh muscles with a spatula? Hmm? Break my heart into pieces and stomp on them like grapes until they turn into bitter wine? Aye me, if it weren’t for Amy Poehler still hanging in there, I’d be lying down on the streetcar tracks right now. (Shut up, Wendy! Stop being such a drama queen!) Good-bye, SNL. It’s been fun. Holla back when you’ve proven that you still deserve my love.

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