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The Truth

August 10th, 2004

Mooshi Mooshi!! In honour of today?s glorious release of Kill Bill Volume 2 on DVD, I?m going to reveal some important truths. Truths that until now, not many, if any, have known. Now you, readers by the millions (tens, maybe?) will learn the startling dark past of Wendy D. Bond. If you happen to be wondering what the truth has to do with Kill Bill Vol. 2 – watch the movie. Or I can just tell you that a truth serum is eventually involved.

Truth 1: In grade 8, I broke maracas at another school during a volleyball tournament. I thought I would be cool and juggle, but it was a failed attempt. Only 3 witnessed the event.

Truth 2: In grade 4, I stacked a Snack Pack into one giant cracker sandwich and proceeded to eat it. Since that day, I have not been able to even look at a snack pack, let alone a cracker/cheese/cold cut combination.

Truth 3: I have 3 piercings in one ear and 2 in the other because of the Babysitter?s Club books.

Truth 4: I think olives are gross.

Truth 5: I discovered rap music through MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice. Oh come ON, I was nine, people.

Now that I?ve got that off my chest, I must make critical use of my lunch break by purchasing the beautiful movie that is KB V2. Domo!!

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