The Week In Jibba Jabba!

May 26th, 2006

Hey! You! Get into my car! Danananana … get outta my dreams! And into mah carrr. Oh, sorry. I didn’t realize you were there.

Um anyway, let’s get this shizzle on the rizzle. Omg, did I just say that? I’m so embarrassed for myself. So anyway, the latest update as of this moment is that Gwen Stefani is in labour with her little Gwenabee. Exciting! Together, they shall rule the world. Oh, and Gavin Rossdale can come along too, but just to go on water runs. UPDATE! Gwen now has a son named Kingston. Aww.

While we’re on the topic of babies, I’ll just let you know that Geri Halliwell named her daughter Bluebell Madonna. I’m pretty much convinced that all celebrities are in this secret competition for who can come up with the most original (read: weird) baby name. And then they release them to the press but really, their babies are named like, Billy and Amy.

Madame Tussaud’s wax museum really believes in bettering our world. Case in point, their Bring Back Britney campaign. Yup, they unveiled a sexy Britney version year 2000 statue and there’s a petition you can sign to save Britney from, well, everything. Kevin, cheetos, reckless baby driving, and so on. Join the fight. You too can make the world a better place. Hey, and apparently she kicked out K-Fed, but we hear that about once a week and won’t believe it til she says it. So there.

Jack White has left Detroit, everybody. Don’t go there to search for him, like you were planning to. Go to Nashville. Jack said in a recent interview that Detroit has become way too negative, and he couldn’t take it anymore. And in talking about Detroit in this negative way, he TOTALLY GOT REVENGE on the city for being such a jerk.

Beyonce thinks that Jay-Z is a fatty. Tsk, tsk. Ok, I’m being mean, but the supposed truth is that she put her man on a diet to shape up for wedding time. I wonder what a beefcake Jay-Z would look like? Oh yeah - still not hot. (Sorry, sorry, I love Jay-Z).

Brandon Davis apologizes for being a douche. He doesn’t mean it.

Hasbro was gonna make some Pussycat Dolls dolls, but not so anymore. After pressure from a parenting group, the toy company has pulled the plug on the most natural progression of marketing in history, perhaps. Oh well, it woulda been a waste to make all those Ashley, Melody, Kimberly, Carmit and Jessica dolls. Everyone woulda bought Nicole.

Looks like Jessica Simpson won’t be reappearing as Daisy Duke. Why? Cause the movie’s a prequel. Ohhhhhhh, ok. That makes sense. But if it’s cause Jessica couldn’t live up to your standards, you can tell us, we won’t tell anyone.

Madonna angered Catholics when she included a mock crucifixion in the first show of her concert tour, but she responded by saying, “I don’t think that Jesus would be mad.” Hahaha, she’s probably right. He’d be in the front row screaming the words to “Like A Prayer” and pointing at the cross saying, “she’s totally shouting out to me!”

That’s it. Get outta here!

Posted on Friday, May 26th, 2006 at 4:32 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.

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