The Week In Jibba Jabba!

May 18th, 2006

Ok. So. Holy crap.

Did you hear all about this Lindsay Lohan vs Paris Hilton crap? This sheeit has blown up tenfold, but let’s rewind a little bit. So, last Friday the bitches were both at a club and apparently things started getting hostile. Later, Paris was caught on tape with her pal Brandon Davis, who had some real choice words for Lindsay. Like, horrible, horrible words. This video spread all over the ‘net and back, and now it’s just like – holy eff. I’m way past caring and I was thisclose to not even explaining things and being like, blah (link), blah (link), blah (link). But I love you, so I rehashed like a good friend. This is where I stop though and provide you some more info with a few blah (the reason!), blah (the update!), blahs (the publicist response!). Ack, my skin is bubbling now. I need a vacation.

Meanwhile in the glorious land of feud, Christina Aguilera and Mariah Carey are not the happiest clams when they think of each other. Xtina totally burns Mimi in an interview with GQ – and it’s that passive aggressive kind of burn that is oh so much more ferocious. Christina says that Mariah said some real mean things to her once, and she was drunk but it was also in her crazy phase so she might have been medicated. Mariah, after gaping her jaw and developing a fire in her eyes, responded with, “I will keep her in my prayers”. There’s some other stuff she said too, but that’s my favourite part. Girls are so catty, man!

People got their panties in a bunch a couple days ago when a picture surfaced of Britney driving with Sean P in the back, sitting in a front-facing seat. This is a mommy no-no. As it turns out though, it’s actually not illegal. However, that doesn’t mean it was like, a genius thing to do. We’re all watching you, Britney! That’s creepy.

Ohforgodsakes. $5 million for pictures of the Brangelina babe? Ohforgodsakes.

Jumping on a bandwagon that actually left the station about two years ago, it looks like Tommy Lee is looking into launching a limited edition clothing line. And by clothing, he means condoms. Hey-o. No, just kidding, it’ll be hoodies and stuff. Hey, Tommy Lee! When Charlie Sheen is launching clothing lines, that’s when you stop.

New trend alert! Rappers getting arrested in airports. First Snoop, now DMX – who was arrested for REFUSING TO PUT ON A SEATBELT. That’s some real gangsta sh*t.

Geri Halliwell gave birth to her very own ginger snap earlier this week. Awww!

Panic! At The Disco fans, you’re not gonna be too pleased with this: bassist Brent Wilson has left the band. And of course, Brownsound left Sum 41 earlier this week, making this “Band Drop Out Week 2006!”

Frig. What a headache!

Posted on Thursday, May 18th, 2006 at 5:46 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.