The Week In Jibba Jabba!

May 12th, 2006

Que the eff pasa?

Look, this week was so lame that Best Week Ever posted a rant about it. This week was SO LAME that it’s got five postal codes. Wait, I’m mixing up my insults here.

Even though Brit’s second pregnancy was announced by US Weekly a coupla weeks ago, Britney had not confirmed anything – until now. She dropped in for a surprise appearance on Letterman two nights ago and shared the news that yup, she’s having another bebe. Then she read the Top Ten list with formidable comic timing. Meanwhile, reports are saying that Brit’s planning a secret divorce, but um, whatever. That’s like Jessica Simpson throwing a secret birthday party for Ashlee and telling it to a news source so that it’s gossip before it even happens and Ashlee totally finds out but has to act surprised anyway. Which could foreseeably happen.

While we’ve got Ashlee on the mind, it was like such a big deal this week that she got a nose job. And no, she hasn’t confirmed it but she’s being extremely coy. And you can totally tell. But so what – it looks great. Work that nose, beeyotch. Find those Fruit Loops, grind them into a fine powder and inhale them. No, don’t do that.

Give it up for No Doubt, who are back in the studio – sort of. The dudes are there while Gwen prepares to pop out a baby, and the concepts are all in seed stage, but it’s still in the works!

Uhhhhhhhh. What? Let me rewind. Brad and Angelina are planning to launch a line of African homeware products? That is so weird. That’s the most random thing I’ve heard all day, except for when Kat was like, “I want to open an avacado store”. But seriously? The Brangelina thing can’t be true. Of course, 50 Cent did market vitamin water, so anything can happen.

Also random: the fact that Mike Tyson is IN LOVE with the boyband Westlife. No, seriously.

Haha, I love how this Guns ‘N Roses Chinese Democracy album is such a joke now. Like, ok – it could very well blow us away when it happens, but WILL IT? Ew.com ponders things that will happen before the album drops (current forecast: “this year”)

Oh, haha. So Paris Hilton showed up to launch some video games that you can play on your phone or something. First, she showed up late (natch) but then, she didn’t even know the name of her game. The party was for “Paris Hilton’s Jewel Jam” (bahaha) but she said, “I’m really excited to have my new video game, Diamondquest.” Awkward!

I tire of this. Enjoy your weekends, or else!

Posted on Friday, May 12th, 2006 at 5:00 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.