The Week In Jibba Jabba!

May 5th, 2006

Moshi Moshi! God, I love those words.

Tom Cruise’s MI:3 promotional blitz came to an amusing roar this week when he hit up every media outlet to ever exist on earth. Except us. Ok, no, he only hit up half of them, but most entertaining was his appearance with other members of the cast on BET’s 106 and Park. Tom Cruise on 106 and Park, you say? YES. And it’s happened before, too. But this time, he danced. He leaned. He shuffled. He grinned. It was quite terrifying, actually. If you want to see this mind boggling feat, watch it here!

Nicole Richie is freeeeking skinny. We know that. But a new development surfaced yesterday: she knows it too! Thank god, man. She admits that she doesn’t want little girls to look at her and aspire to be so emaciated. We want little girls to look at her and aspire to eat two sandwiches for lunch.

Britney and Kevin are said to be planning a renewal of vows in Vegas, where they shall continue failing to make us believe that things are perfectly cool between them. Do people really renew vows after a couple years? My parents did it after like, 35 years. K-Fed allegedly got down on one knee and said, “let’s f**king do it again!” Which, coincidentally, is what my Dad said too. Oh yeah, and Britney was supposed to have a big press conference this week, but it never happened. What up with that?

It’s nice to see that Brandon Flowers is as humble as ever. In a recent interview, Flowers stated that The Killers are in the midst of recording the best album in 20 years. Keep in mind that he also said that he brought the beard phenomenon back, and that he also invented the toaster oven. No, he didn’t say those things. That’s just filler.

Sooo. Pete Doherty is painting with blood these days. Yep. … Not much more to say on that. You can buy ‘em if you really want.

It looks like Paul Wall’s on deck for an “unscripted series” (read: reality show – gasp!). Hey, as long as there’s a bounty of hoes, grillz and Cadillacs, I’ll be a happy girl. Yes, I know he’s married with a kid. Doesn’t mean there can’t be grillz around.

I don’t really feel like writing about Angelina and Brad right now (OR EVER AGAIN?!), but if you really want to hear what they have to say about rumours floating around in their general direction, here you go. I hope you’re happy.

Yayyy for Jack White and his woman, who had a baby girl named Scarlett on Tuesday. On a side note, what’s up with the term “bouncing” when people talk about newborns? Anyone know? I’m way too lazy to look it up.

Out!

Posted on Friday, May 5th, 2006 at 5:51 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.