The Week In Jibba Jabba!

April 21st, 2006

Hello, dear readers. I regret to inform you that this was the week of Tom and Katie and baby. Thangs went buckwild!

We started out pleasantly on Tuesday, with a delectable quote from Tom Cruise wherein he stated that he would like to consume Katie’s placenta after birth. When I say “pleasantly”, I mean “horrifying”, but since then I’ve built a thick, concrete-like immunity to anything TomKat related. I don’t even wanna hear it. OH, but then, of course, they had the dang baby. Yes, the Tomkitten is here, and she has been named Suri. At first people were like, “it means Princess”, but here’s an interesting little tidbit. Who knows if it’s true. Lastly, Katie’s family totally weren’t at the hospital. SHADY?! Oh, and speaking of Katie Holmes, I saw “Thank You For Smoking” last night and it was great. NEXT!

Lindsay Lohan hosted Saturday Night Live last weekend. If you caught her hosting duties the previous time, my hero Tina Fey had a “serious” talk with her on Weekend Update about her partying ways. Well, this time, it looks like Tina really did sit her down again, but this time off screen, and she meant business. Lindsay apparently wasn’t having it. Then again, how do we know this actually happened? Did someone get this report hot from a fly on the wall? It could happen.

Looks like the age-old feud between The Killers (hey, remember them!) and Fall Out Boy has ended. FoB offered to treat The Killers to dinner, but um, they haven’t actually accepted. I don’t think that means the feud is really over, but whatevs. Man, Pete Wentz is always doing the nice thing… buying dinner, showing his weiner, you know – really making a difference.

Here’s something about Mariah and Pepsi. It’s kind of boring but they’re both pop, so that’s kind of cool.

Nick Lachey was all over the place, man. Papa Joe never liked him, he wish he caught Jessica cheating, he still hurts, blah, blah, blah. Read his entire interview with Rolling Stone here.

Whoa. A LOT of people wouldn’t want their kids to play with Sean Preston. Why you hatin’, yo?!

Lastly, congrats to Dave Grohl and his wife Jordyn, who had a baby girl! The baby will be nourished with Footos.

I’M DONE! Go away! No, don’t! I love you.

Posted on Friday, April 21st, 2006 at 5:31 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.