The Week In Jibba Jabba!

April 13th, 2006

Oy! Oh yeah, so instead of the usual Gossified format that you know and love, this is what we’re doing now. GET USED TO IT! Mwahaha.

Well, well, well. If Benji Madden isn’t getting into a little trouble during Good Charlotte’s down time! The smudgy-eyed and less talkative twin got himself into a brawl last Saturday when some dude grabbed his hat. Not liking this, Benji wrestled the guy to the ground and pummeled him repeatedly. Whoa. Who knows what the backstory is with this, but it looks like Benji has got some furious things on his mind. Maybe he’s secretly in love with Hilary and knows that it shall never be. Bottom line is: do not steal Benji Madden’s hat. Ever. Not even if you really like it.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are the proud (and tired) new parents of a baby boy, who has *not* been named Mortimer, as reports suggested might be the possible name. No, Apple’s little brudder has been deemed Moses. Do we sense a biblical theme? Anyway, what we’re trying to get at here is the fact that he just may have been named after a Coldplay song. Aww. How sweet? We’re not sure. We also think it could be kind of weird. But we haven’t made our minds up yet. Cheesy maybe? That could work.

From one Gwyn to another, it looks like Gwen Stefani could be holding a girl in her belly. (Get in mah belleh!!!) Ahem. Dude. A mini Gwen will be the most adorable thing ever, or at least to be born in July. Unless of course, Angelina’s baby is born in July, then we could have a baby-off. But we digress. So: Gwen, baby, girl. Cuteness. Possibly to be named Harajuku or Hollaback or Rich.

Holy crap, it’s more baby news – sorry for getting all maternal on your asses. This is the last one this week, we swear. Nothing about Chad Michael Murray’s alleged child, nothing about the TomKat fetus. Only this: Fergie could quite possibly be le pregs. Nothing much to say about this one, other than it could be interesting to see what a little black eyed pea looks like.

Oh, wait. more baby stuff, and this time it involves Britney Spears. So, Sean fell out of his high chair and since it didn’t seem like anything was wrong, Britney didn’t take him to the hospital until 6 days later, when she noticed he was acting weird. Turns out he had a skull fracture and a blood clot (!). Whoa. Child and Family Services visted el casa de Spears to investigate the incident, but the case has since been closed (cause it was an accident). Man. Britney is not having an easy time at ALL with this child. Cripes.

Ok, we’re giving up. Sorry for the all baby edition, but we’re spent, man. Later!

Posted on Thursday, April 13th, 2006 at 5:19 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.