The Week In Jibba Jabba! This Time: Alanareynolds Back In The Sack

July 21st, 2006

Well HELLO there!

So, as we know, Avril and Deryck got married last weekend. Marriages are currently the new babies, everyone’s doing it. You should really look into booking a wedding in the next several months if you’d like to be considered haute. On second thought, based on the list of upcoming marriages announced this week, it would really only secure you a spot on the F-List. Like, Fred Durst is gonna tie the knot with a chick he met in MAY. Kid Rock and Pam are gonna seal the deal (what? they’re together again? so confuuuused). And then, there’s this couple. The creme de la creme. Dating for just over a month, with name tattoos already in check:

Eddie Murphy and Scary Spice.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!

And from marriages we move logically into splitsville, wherein Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro announced their separation. I’m not sure what they’re gonna do now, since they were basically boy and girl versions of each other. Dave addressed the rumours that he had a new lady already, and he says NAY. No lady.

And then there was Ryan and Alanis. Remember? They split up? Well, according to this wee article, they were recently spotted rolling around together. Not just dining together. Not just holding hands. Rolling around. Now that’s sass.

Hey, here’s someone who likes posing with his mouth open. (What kind of segue was that?! Oh well). Pete Wentz is lined up to be a face in The Gap’s fall campaign. Seriously though, that boy is a camera ham, so he’s a natural for the job. This is where I hold myself back from making a weiner joke. They’re not cool anymore.

Earlier this week, Justin Timberlake admitted to partying hard and dabbling in drugs. Well, he doesn’t specify anything - he says, “I’ve inhaled” and “I get plastered”. Scandal! As if you’re surprised.

Burn! Some Beyonce fans have started a petition for her to reshoot the video for Deja Vu, saying that the current is “an underwhelming representation of the talent and quality of previous music video projects of Ms. Knowles”. WHOA! They’re taking this seriously, eh? Personally, I think the 30 seconds of footage with her wriggling around Jay-Z is hot enough to make the rest of the video solid. But maybe that’s just me. And in other news, here’s the apparent cover of her upcoming album. NICE HAIR.

Gwen Stefani and Eve might like each other so much that they’ve decided to record their third duet. MAYBE. They were seen leaving the same recording studio in LA recently. Godddd, why don’t they just marry each other?

Alright. I’m done. Go play now.

Posted on Friday, July 21st, 2006 at 5:02 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.

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3 Responses to “The Week In Jibba Jabba! This Time: Alanareynolds Back In The Sack”

  1. dearest wendy….i had a weird dream last night…

    i dreamt that avril&derricyk…and panama anderson and kid rock…found weeding bliss in a LIMP BIZKIT song..i did it all for the nookie so…you can take those blue eyes…..a FAAAAIIIIIITTTTTHHHHH

    aka faith..hill…

    AS for EDDIe murphi and SCARY SPICE>..score..the world needs another beautiful crazy angel to make everybody laugh and scream….at the same time..

    I BET THEy WOULD STAY HAPPILY MARRIED FOR EVER>>and ever or until the sun collapsed in her arms…(Cheesy)

    i can even picture there wedding vows..OH scary you came and you gave me the tele…on my wave ride standup SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE real..

    gahhhh..

    as for the others having weeding problems…..I GIVE THIS advice…learn to surf….then spend… two years apart…and only send hidden seceret disyphered…messages.(I THINK)….

    then write a song called..”BABY THE FIRST Day we met”…

    (Grunge vedder style)

    it was like nothin…

    so i kept dreamin….

    i took your light to give in…

    but you were my demon…(THATS DEMAND)..

    i wish i wasn’t dead like heaven….

    and we could erase all them quiet things..

    but now is all i have..now is all i’ll change…now is your heartbeat….

    the pearl in my sea….

    wow…..thats my weeding…i mean wedding vow to..you

    meet me behind the TALL building downtown..some time JULY 26th….

    a first kiss would be nice…wendy..

    peter..

    yeah BEASTIE BOYS>>>and HILLARY DUFF..

    ow

    GWEN stefani and eve….if i was a rich girl..

    IF I WAS THE PRETTIEST GIRL I BE NAMED>>ed….

    By montgomery on July 21, 2006 at 6:35 pm |

  2. sorry…about…the crazy message i thinks some alien were harassing…

    ]

    me…

    dearest wendy ….could i get a thinmble of love…filled with hope and caring..

    mixed with some beats……angelic to test me….and soft most times…

    i wish i could save you from AMERICA..

    but they like ……you…talk..toooooo much..

    a canadian..dying profit..LEO>>>

    MY LOZER BOYFRIENDZ>>>

    By montgomery on July 22, 2006 at 5:27 pm |

  3. Ew, Eddie Murphy and Scary Spice? They’re both has beens. Awww! I loved Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro together! I am hurt by this news!

    Haha, Pete Wentz. Isn’t he supposed to be hard core? and he does GAP? Silly Pete.

    By omgleah on July 23, 2006 at 1:17 am |

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