The Week In Jibba Jabba! This Time: Alanareynolds Back In The Sack

July 21st, 2006

Well HELLO there!

So, as we know, Avril and Deryck got married last weekend. Marriages are currently the new babies, everyone’s doing it. You should really look into booking a wedding in the next several months if you’d like to be considered haute. On second thought, based on the list of upcoming marriages announced this week, it would really only secure you a spot on the F-List. Like, Fred Durst is gonna tie the knot with a chick he met in MAY. Kid Rock and Pam are gonna seal the deal (what? they’re together again? so confuuuused). And then, there’s this couple. The creme de la creme. Dating for just over a month, with name tattoos already in check:

Eddie Murphy and Scary Spice.

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!!

And from marriages we move logically into splitsville, wherein Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro announced their separation. I’m not sure what they’re gonna do now, since they were basically boy and girl versions of each other. Dave addressed the rumours that he had a new lady already, and he says NAY. No lady.

And then there was Ryan and Alanis. Remember? They split up? Well, according to this wee article, they were recently spotted rolling around together. Not just dining together. Not just holding hands. Rolling around. Now that’s sass.

Hey, here’s someone who likes posing with his mouth open. (What kind of segue was that?! Oh well). Pete Wentz is lined up to be a face in The Gap’s fall campaign. Seriously though, that boy is a camera ham, so he’s a natural for the job. This is where I hold myself back from making a weiner joke. They’re not cool anymore.

Earlier this week, Justin Timberlake admitted to partying hard and dabbling in drugs. Well, he doesn’t specify anything – he says, “I’ve inhaled” and “I get plastered”. Scandal! As if you’re surprised.

Burn! Some Beyonce fans have started a petition for her to reshoot the video for Deja Vu, saying that the current is “an underwhelming representation of the talent and quality of previous music video projects of Ms. Knowles”. WHOA! They’re taking this seriously, eh? Personally, I think the 30 seconds of footage with her wriggling around Jay-Z is hot enough to make the rest of the video solid. But maybe that’s just me. And in other news, here’s the apparent cover of her upcoming album. NICE HAIR.

Gwen Stefani and Eve might like each other so much that they’ve decided to record their third duet. MAYBE. They were seen leaving the same recording studio in LA recently. Godddd, why don’t they just marry each other?

Alright. I’m done. Go play now.

Posted on Friday, July 21st, 2006 at 5:02 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.