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What was the biggest hullaballoo this week? Why, it was all over a bunch of pictures of an infant. But not just any infant, oh no - “the chosen one”. After People and OK! magazine paid exorbitant amounts of money for photo rights, the (quite frankly) beautiful images hit news stands and it wasn’t long before scans were showing up on websites everywhere. And in other news, Best Week Ever takes a look at other pictures from this week that weren’t dubbed The Most Important Picture Ever. Including this photo of Hugh Jackman, which seems to get funnier everytime I see it.

Oh yeah, and the National Enquirer is doing what they do best: stirring the pot. Now those foo’s are plastering their cover with a headline that questions if Brad is the father. Sometimes, like now, I’m glad that I’m not Brad Pitt.

Boo. Alanis Morissette and Ryan Reynolds, aka one of the best couples around, are no longer together. Which really sucks, but hey - maybe we’ll get another album starring Angry Alanis? But please, no sitting on the couch in a ball eating ice cream and cookies Alanis. That’s just not good lyrical material.

Ok, here’s a couple that doesn’t make sense: James Blunt and model Petra Nemcova? Whaaa? It’s just … he’s not even … *mind freeze* Let’s just wish them happy days and move on.

Throughout the week, all the blogs were like, “oooooh! Look at Britney’s new Manny!” This in reference to the studly dude who’s been pushing around Sean P’s stroller as of late. Anyway, it turns out that he’s actually a bodyguard - but it doesn’t change the future abundancy of headlines about Mr. Manny/Bodyguard making K-Fed jealous! Bring it on. Britney can handle anything.

More from Britland: looks like she registered for a Sean Preston trademark, cause she wants to start a kids’ clothing line in his name. So, ixnay on the Sean Preston juice bar you were planning to open next year.

One more from Brit and K-Fed: some crap about troubles in un-paradise.

You know how one of the members of the British band McFly wrote a song about his fling with Lindsay Lohan? No? Well, he did. And Lindsay says the fling never happened. I’m tired of this story already.

I’m still psyched about the Nelly Furtado album, but here’s an update: her collabo with Chris Martin didn’t make the cut. Oh, vell. As I always say, Timbaland or bust! Ok, I’ve never said that.

Paris caught on tape! And this time, not having sex. Yeah, I think I just officially retired that joke. This time, she’s involved in a hit & run with another car in a parking lot. AND MUCHMUSIC WAS THERE. That’s a lie, but isn’t that what news programs always say?

Who do people care more about, Jessica Simpson or Diddy? According to a recent red carpet attention-whoring scuffle, the winner is Jessica!

Lastly, it looks like Nick & Jessica’s divorce may be finalized on June 17. Which means that Nick’s MMVA performance on June 18th is either gonna be the most heart-wrenching thing we’ve seen in our lives, or he’ll party afterwards like it’s 1999, baby. Girlfriend, schmirlfriend, this boy is cut loose!

And that’s the tooth.

Posted on Friday, June 9th, 2006 at 1:55 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.

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