The Week In Jibba Jabba! This Time, Break-Ups & Babies, Kind Of Like Always

August 18th, 2006

Ahoy hoy!

I’m so tired of this Vaughniston crap. Aren’t you? The latest is that Jennifer makes it unofficial by personally saying that she’s NOT engaged. The even more latest is that Perez says that the engagement was called off. The most latest is that I’ve fallen asleep while typing this.

Bemember how Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson have split? WELL, it looks like there’s a possibility of none other than The Butterscotch Stallion himself playing a role in this story. Mmmm hmmm, Owen Wilson and Kate have allegedly been getting snugglicious (did I just use that word?) lately, even possibly sharing hotel rooms on their promo tour for “You, Me And Dupree”. Not that Chris was a perfect husband, cause according to this week’s Popbitch, the lad is quite the fan of trysts on the road.

Pete Doherty pleads guilty to drug possession; I fail to feel shocked. Even though he was supposed to have entered a rehabilitation clinic. No shock on this face. None.

Aww, Tom DeLonge and his wife had a baby! Their second child aready came equipped with full-body tattoo. It’s in the genes.

In other ex-blink member news, Travis and his crazy wife Shanna have taken their drama to MySpace, like grown-ups. Travis is all, “Shanna doesn’t take care of her sh*t! She cheats and forgets she has babies!” while Shanna is like, “I am shocked by his allegations! I only sleep til noon, not 2!” Read more dramedy here.

Want to buy precious memories from Nick and Jessica’s marriage, sold on eBay by Nick himself? No? Ok.

What’s with Haley Joel Osment crashing his car and now facing up to six months in prison for driving under the influence and in possession of marijuana? I thought he was supposed to be pure and creepy forever, not just plain creepy.

Britney wants Kevin to get rid of his nurse sharks ASAP, fearing that her children will one day feel like a nice, cool dip in the danger tank. Wait, K-Fed has sharks? Why didn’t I know about this? Do you think they have laser beams on their frickin heads? Cause then they’d really not be baby-safe. And by the way, Sean P is adorable. And baby number 2 was an accident. And its due in about a month. A MONTH?? Remember how Britney’s first pregnancy lasted forever – didn’t this one just start like five weeks ago?

Posh might be pregnant with baby #4, ehh?

Aaand I’m done.

Posted on Friday, August 18th, 2006 at 3:36 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.