The Week In Jibba Jabba! This Time, Crap and More Crap

September 15th, 2006

Ok. So. Ok.

Britney C-Sectioned her baby into existence this week, and it turns out she had another boy. (Boo! Yes, I’m biased) And his name is reportedly Sutton Pierce. Sounds like a furniture store.

Yes, this was the week that suspicions were confirmed and Whitney filed for divorce from Bobbeh, that cheating scoundrel. Let’s hope that Bobbeh was the foundation of her cracked out persona and that now she can clean herself up and then make an attempt to entertain us again, not in the “ha ha” way, but in the “holy crap, she’s been holding that note for three minutes” way.

You may have read that Rachel Bilson has been cast as Wonder Woman, but NOT SO, possibly. Agh, damn you internet rumours and your fickle ways. Remember back when they were thinking about Lohan? I wonder who would do the better job. I’m not sure if Wonder Woman would go around flashing her lady business, so maybe that rules out Lohan.

Paris was caught on tape this week sucking face with Travis Barker, who’s apparently looking for some easy action what with his break-up and all. Paris is saying, “he’s just a good friend” but then she was like, “and by friend, I mean TEMPORARY LUVAH”. Sorry guys, I’m just phoning this stuff in. Blame it on my crashing computer. Oh, and Paris may not have done all the singing on her album? WHAT?! I, for one, am SHOCKED.

Aha, oh, Jordan Knight. You were once such a stud. I am sad to say that your days of glory, while officially over long ago, are now like, officially OFFICIALLY over.

The Broadway production of Chicago is on fiyah right now. First they got Ursher, and now Ashlee Simpson is about to embark on a short stint as Roxie Hart. Must admit, Ashlee’s looking pretty good, we’re not hating on the nose job.

Xtina wanted to make out with Britney too! AAghhg. Britney said NO, that tease.

Madonna wanted to go to space, but she can’t. You know, Madonna used to be the first at doing stuff, but Lance Bass did the space thing like, ages ago. Truth: Celebrities, you will not go to space! Unless you are shot out of a super space cannon.

Time for weekend now!

Posted on Friday, September 15th, 2006 at 6:11 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.