The Week In Jibba Jabba! This Time, Crap and More Crap

September 15th, 2006

Ok. So. Ok.

Britney C-Sectioned her baby into existence this week, and it turns out she had another boy. (Boo! Yes, I’m biased) And his name is reportedly Sutton Pierce. Sounds like a furniture store.

Yes, this was the week that suspicions were confirmed and Whitney filed for divorce from Bobbeh, that cheating scoundrel. Let’s hope that Bobbeh was the foundation of her cracked out persona and that now she can clean herself up and then make an attempt to entertain us again, not in the “ha ha” way, but in the “holy crap, she’s been holding that note for three minutes” way.

You may have read that Rachel Bilson has been cast as Wonder Woman, but NOT SO, possibly. Agh, damn you internet rumours and your fickle ways. Remember back when they were thinking about Lohan? I wonder who would do the better job. I’m not sure if Wonder Woman would go around flashing her lady business, so maybe that rules out Lohan.

Paris was caught on tape this week sucking face with Travis Barker, who’s apparently looking for some easy action what with his break-up and all. Paris is saying, “he’s just a good friend” but then she was like, “and by friend, I mean TEMPORARY LUVAH”. Sorry guys, I’m just phoning this stuff in. Blame it on my crashing computer. Oh, and Paris may not have done all the singing on her album? WHAT?! I, for one, am SHOCKED.

Aha, oh, Jordan Knight. You were once such a stud. I am sad to say that your days of glory, while officially over long ago, are now like, officially OFFICIALLY over.

The Broadway production of Chicago is on fiyah right now. First they got Ursher, and now Ashlee Simpson is about to embark on a short stint as Roxie Hart. Must admit, Ashlee’s looking pretty good, we’re not hating on the nose job.

Xtina wanted to make out with Britney too! AAghhg. Britney said NO, that tease.

Madonna wanted to go to space, but she can’t. You know, Madonna used to be the first at doing stuff, but Lance Bass did the space thing like, ages ago. Truth: Celebrities, you will not go to space! Unless you are shot out of a super space cannon.

Time for weekend now!

Posted on Friday, September 15th, 2006 at 6:11 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.

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4 Responses to “The Week In Jibba Jabba! This Time, Crap and More Crap”

  1. ANTM is on this week correct?!

    By kate_28 on September 17, 2006 at 12:28 am |

  2. thats awesome…go AMERICA GO..

    RODNEY BEATS AMERICA ARMY WITH ONE HAND>

    EDWARD THREATENS RODNEY…the sound of silence or maybe its science

    bad day for those of JEWISH FAITH

    ROCK CONCERT OCT 28th, 29th, 30th,

    HALLOWS EVE

    HEADLINING ACT PEARL JAM, TMNT, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, SUBLIME, NIRVANA,

    tickets cost 25 cents..

    where MOLSON AMPITHEATRE

    who public stoning

    SALEM the band performs live for free for the next 3000000000days…

    KURT COBAIN Sues AMERICAN hip hop industry for 3.14 phantoms of water..

    skateboarding competition today

    By montgomery on September 18, 2006 at 1:13 pm |

  3. AUDITIONS FOR A NEW ROMANTIC HORROR COMEDY MOVIE CALLED “THE BORROWERS..”

    LOOKING FOR DIRECTOR AND FEMALE LEADS

    as well as extras..

    story of the spider..vs…the jesus or the earth..

    CARTOON adaptation

    VJ….s to the rescue guess what happend to RODNEY MULLET..?

    By montgomery on September 18, 2006 at 1:15 pm |

  4. time portal discoverd by a two headed dog called SALEM..

    he writes math equations faster then the speed of light..

    what majic trick would you like today..

    By montgomery on September 18, 2006 at 1:32 pm |

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