The Week In Jibba Jabba! This Time, Gibson’s Crazy.

August 4th, 2006

Oh, HELLO.

I suppose the biggest news of the week is the thing I don’t really feel like writing about (read: lazy), which would be Mel Gibson’s drunk, anti-semitic breakdown and subsequent arrest. Yes, the family man was pulled over after an episode of erratic driving, whereafter he called the female officer “sugartits” (it may be wrong that I find this amusing) and blamed everything on “the jews”. And the best (and by best, I mean worst) thing about this whole hulaballoo is that NOBODY is plagued by scandal in Hollywood these days. Mel will continue to be rich and somewhat suave and that just makes me want to spew. Spew on a pile of Mel Gibson movies (except for Mad Max).

Here’s some pictures of drunk Mel just hours before his life changed!

Here’s an angry letter from Rob Schneider!

Here’s an adorable flipping cat with an hilarious title!

Sorry for that brief relapse from our regularly scheduled celebrities. We now return with Paris Hilton, who is back with Stavros because as it turns out, no other rich shipping heirs were available. And as this article points out, what’s gonna huppen to her supposed sex ban? (snicker) And more importantly, why do I still want to sing along to “Stars Are Blind”? Please help.

Jennifer Lopez surprised a couple people this week when she dropped out of the movie remake of “Dallas”. So, what’s going on? Unhappy with quality of product? Insufficient placement of white candles in trailer? I’M DYING TO KNOW! Oooo, bunnies.

Pam and Kid began their wedding shenanigans with nuptials in Saint-Tropez. Pam jumped out of a cake and then Kid smashed it. They’re just like that.

If you’ve spent your life dreaming of becoming a Pussycat Doll, look no further than a new TV show, which will search for a new member of the boob troop. Apparently they’re looking for a seventh member, but yo, we all know that Nicole is totally bailing. And then, my friends, the PCD will be a thing of our sordid past.

Hey, it’s the 10 Best Will Ferrell skits of all time!

And with thaaaat, I leave. Good-bye.

Posted on Friday, August 4th, 2006 at 5:04 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.