The Week In Jibba Jabba! This Time, Ninja Kicks To Cure What Ails Ye

September 22nd, 2006

Well look who it is. You. With the face. Hey, how ya doin’.

It’s not like I’m shocked or anything – but Lohan and her boyfriend du jour Harry (I just recently learned his name, mostly from lack of caring) have broken up. Remember when there were rumours about an engagement? Those were so silly. So yeah, Lohan and Harry = over. And to celebrate and/or mourn and/or entertain herself and/or carry on with her life, Lindsay spent a little time ninja kicking the air. I know that when I’m having a bad day, I like to kick the air. I’m kind of not kidding, but mostly.

Ewwww, weird. Aaron Carter got engaged this week to a Playboy Playmate who used to date his brother Nick. That douche. Doesn’t he know that this isn’t love he’s feeling, it’s booze and adrenaline? Ah, the young pup hasn’t lived enough life to know that yet. To romance! And to divorces!

Remember Britney’s Manny? Well, he jumped ship to work for Jude Law. Presumably he couldn’t sustain himself on a constant diet of Starbucks and Cheetos, and decided that a full plate of bangers & mash might do him well. Oh god the Cheetos joke is so tired. Hey, so am I. Ok, wait – is he protecting Jude, and not Jude’s kids? Aww. That’s adorable.

Cameron Diaz filed a report against a photographer who allegedly almost ran her and JT down. Waiiiiit a second. Are we sure that she’s not confusing that with the steamroller of JT’s recent success? Badump-ch.

No Popozao on K-Fed’s record? What? That’s it. I’m not buying it, and that’s final.

Ooo, scroll down to the bottom for this one, where Mya claims that 50 Cent is fronting on his claims that they dated. She’s all like, “he must be confusing me with Lloyd Banks.” ZING! Mya, you have earned your stripes.

Looks like Kate and Owen are starting to make it official/public?

Two things on the Simpson agenda: 1, Jessica says that baking helped get her through the divorce. Like, cupcakes. And she didn’t get fat! Please share your secrets. 2, Joe Simpson is an inside man, taking photos of his family and selling them to photo wires! *Shudder* He’s such a good dad!!

And this one’s for me: Seth Meyers will be joining Amy Poehler at the SNL Weekend Update desk (high five, he’s a cutie) AND replacing Tina Fey as head writer. Bonus points! Who knew he had those chops?

I’m out. Good NIGHT.

Posted on Friday, September 22nd, 2006 at 6:40 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.