The Week In Jibba Jabba! This Time, No, Screech. NO.

September 29th, 2006

Hidey hiiii! Oo, that was lame. But I can’t take it back. It’s on paper. Sort of.

Ok, so let’s address this Screech thing. First of all, it’s not a scandal, like some people are saying. When the dude is pimping it out, it’s not a scandal. Um, ok, that’s all I want to talk about in regards to that. Jen said it all a few posts below. I’ll be back in a minute, after I wash my hands.

Now, in other gross-out news, we have Avril’s Tales Of Two Spittles. If you haven’t seen the videos floating around the interslice, let me fill you in with the short version: Avril hocked some serious loogie on paparazzi on two occasions. Maybe not loogie, but for sure some gobby spit. And yeah, paparazzo can be annoying, but spitting on people is an actual offense, so, BAD. Plus, it isn’t ladylike, and as you know, Avril’s been on this lady kick lately. Anyway, in the end, she apologized for her behaviour, which of course, her publicist told her to do.

From one publicist to another: Britney has DROPPED hers (because it’s cool right now). Hopefully this will help with her supposed upcoming image makeover. Meanwhile, and unfortch for Britney, Madonna has taken over her spot as the highest paid female singer on the planet. Man, Madge gots to get paid, knowmsayn? Please note that Britney will no longer be accepting K-Fed’s sperm as currency.

Paris and Travis: from “just make-out friends” to “hiding our faces from paparazzi because we’re sleeping together” friends. And furthermore, Paris has been charged for her DUI. Jailtime is a possibility, but, you know, she’ll take care of the Judge. And Jury. And the other lawyer.

New couple alert! Beyonce and Gwyneth. Weeeird.

Eva Longoria and the basketball player are on hiatus. Meh.

Jessica Simpson’s been down in the dumps lately, so let’s give her some time off to chill. Let’s all lay off the Jess awhile. But first, Jess has to stop acting a fool in public. Deal? Maybe?

I’m totally spent. That’s it. That’s all you’re getting.

Posted on Friday, September 29th, 2006 at 5:31 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.