The Week In Jibba Jabba! This Time, Really, John Mayer?

September 1st, 2006

Bello!

So first of all, I’m not sure what I think about this whole John Mayer + Jessica Simpson thing, if it is indeed true. After all, he did post on his blog a cryptic message which read, “Really enjoying this song” and a photo of Public Enemy’s single “Don’t Believe The Hype”. Let’s hope so. For a dude who portrays himself as being pretty intelligent and down with world issues and whatnot, Jessica Simpson is not a match. Unless, you know, he likes flighty blondes. I don’t want to generalize about Jessica, but, you know.

Ok, wtf is this. Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend, I haven’t even taken the time to learn his name yet but anyway, he was seen looking at engagement rings and now, of course, the engagement rumours fly. Please! If this actually happens and Lindsay says yes, I will cry for the future of children everywhere. Not that their engagement would have anything to do with childrens’ futures, but I want to stress the absurdness of that possibility. Please, just live and be young for awhile. Lindsay? Keep the serial dating dream alive.

Oooh! Another ridonkulous rumour! Angelina’s bloated and In Touch thinks she’s pregnant again! Dude, not all stars can lose their baby weight in 4 months. See: Britney Spears.

Hey look, Pete Doherty’s been kicked out of his apartment. I think this guy’s having a contest with himself to see how he can one-up all of his previous mis-haps. He’s like, “giving drugs to a teenager in rehab? Pshaw. I can top that.” So he gets kicked out. Actually, this doesn’t top the drug thing. Or the blood art thing. Remember that?

Hey, check this out: the Ne-Yo coming out rumour! It’s not true.

Oh, man. I’m totally gonna watch the CSI episode with K-Fed in it. Oops, Nick told me earlier not to talk about K-Fed too much, cause we’re giving him too much attention and he doesn’t need that. Right?

Mos Def is cool. The guy was just trying to put on an impromptu performance of his song “Katrina Clap” on a flatbed truck, and he gets arrested. Disturbing the peace, you say? With PHAT BEATS and RHYMES? He can disturb my peace any day.

Oasis? Hotel chain? WHAT?

Ok, this Suri Cruise poo thing is gross.

No more! No more!! *sob*

Posted on Friday, September 1st, 2006 at 6:21 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.

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4 Responses to “The Week In Jibba Jabba! This Time, Really, John Mayer?”

  1. oh pete, will he ever learn?

    i still love him :P

    By kate_28 on September 2, 2006 at 11:57 am |

  2. heres a funny joke…KURT COBAIN..the worlds biggest rock and roll star was….

    get this BLIND AS A BAT>..

    man that would have sucked..

    new news from the PEOPLES REVOLUTION…

    WW 1…WW 2…WW…thanks to JEsus..

    oh earth is not a planet any more it is a star according to the humans of america

    oh and another new NIRVANA song called..

    I WISH YOU WOULD KISS ME>>>

    its hard to walk into things..

    jhosh

    OH FUNNY JOKE…wolfgang amedus mozart had a child so hideous that the kings of EUROPE, ASIA,, MIDDLE EAST>,,, NORTH AND SOUTH AMERICA spit in his eyes every day..they forced him to sleep in the sewers…..

    truth or lie…

    jesus or wolfgang..

    piano or guitar..

    blind or sight..?

    love or lovely..?

    By montgomery on September 5, 2006 at 11:10 am |

  3. news …EDDIE BEDDER asked his 21 year old girl to marry him….she said no..

    so he asked her best friend she said no….

    so he TALKED TO MOTHER TERESA>>CLEOPATRA..STORM and lady MARY Of the MADAGLINE…

    and he stopped time…….created a time portal and allowed every thing she wanted to come true….but then

    in her love for freedom and independence……she lost track of her DOG”…he had wandered off into the shadows and …..fought off all opponents only to find that he was BLIND…

    and he was dying….

    but who really cares….

    so he called his best friend up the WOLF….the moon cried to him no more tears dear little RAVEN…the year is soon ending and you will finally get your sleep..

    MOTHER VEDDER tell mizzes hendrix…that her favorite guitar player has 3months to live..

    PEARLS of faith….KRIST MAS COMES FROM…

    TRUTH or LIE…

    ask

    DAVED

    MAGGIE or

    CLAIRE

    By montgomery on September 5, 2006 at 1:24 pm |

  4. news from PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND UNDERGROUND>>>>young…teenager gets managled in a accident and WORLD decides its funny to publish his dead picture in the news papaer..

    MOM CRIES FOR THREE years..

    FATHER refuses to talk and play guitar for life..

    his ex girlfriend tries to find old songs he used to play for her but they don’t seem to fix her pain..

    JOSH MONTGOMERY BORN JUNE 27th 1982..

    ACCIDENT SEPT 1st 2001…..

    according to news source this kid should have a wonderful life in heaven..

    to bad he doesn’t belive in CHRIST or stuff…

    NEW GUITARIST MICHALENGELO will play I WISH YOU COULD HAVE BEEN…

    at his swim….

    By montgomery on September 5, 2006 at 1:30 pm |

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