The Week In Jibba Jabba! This Time, Really, John Mayer?

September 1st, 2006

Bello!

So first of all, I’m not sure what I think about this whole John Mayer + Jessica Simpson thing, if it is indeed true. After all, he did post on his blog a cryptic message which read, “Really enjoying this song” and a photo of Public Enemy’s single “Don’t Believe The Hype”. Let’s hope so. For a dude who portrays himself as being pretty intelligent and down with world issues and whatnot, Jessica Simpson is not a match. Unless, you know, he likes flighty blondes. I don’t want to generalize about Jessica, but, you know.

Ok, wtf is this. Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend, I haven’t even taken the time to learn his name yet but anyway, he was seen looking at engagement rings and now, of course, the engagement rumours fly. Please! If this actually happens and Lindsay says yes, I will cry for the future of children everywhere. Not that their engagement would have anything to do with childrens’ futures, but I want to stress the absurdness of that possibility. Please, just live and be young for awhile. Lindsay? Keep the serial dating dream alive.

Oooh! Another ridonkulous rumour! Angelina’s bloated and In Touch thinks she’s pregnant again! Dude, not all stars can lose their baby weight in 4 months. See: Britney Spears.

Hey look, Pete Doherty’s been kicked out of his apartment. I think this guy’s having a contest with himself to see how he can one-up all of his previous mis-haps. He’s like, “giving drugs to a teenager in rehab? Pshaw. I can top that.” So he gets kicked out. Actually, this doesn’t top the drug thing. Or the blood art thing. Remember that?

Hey, check this out: the Ne-Yo coming out rumour! It’s not true.

Oh, man. I’m totally gonna watch the CSI episode with K-Fed in it. Oops, Nick told me earlier not to talk about K-Fed too much, cause we’re giving him too much attention and he doesn’t need that. Right?

Mos Def is cool. The guy was just trying to put on an impromptu performance of his song “Katrina Clap” on a flatbed truck, and he gets arrested. Disturbing the peace, you say? With PHAT BEATS and RHYMES? He can disturb my peace any day.

Oasis? Hotel chain? WHAT?

Ok, this Suri Cruise poo thing is gross.

No more! No more!! *sob*

Posted on Friday, September 1st, 2006 at 6:21 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.