The Week In Jibba Jabba! This Time: The Shady Break Up

June 23rd, 2006

What is all of the up?

I was gonna spend all this time ranting about the alleged Justin and Cameron break-up. I was gonna question the relatively quiet way it was announced to the world, like, shouldn’t it have been HUGE? Like, people fainting in the hallways and sh*t? Ok, maybe not. But I was a little bit appalled when I realized that I wasn’t on top of the supposed break-up action, it was just like, casually mentioned. It was all very SHADY, I tells you. And then there was another girl involved, and Justin’s reported reasons for the break-up were LAAAAAAME. Like, he’s going on tour and wants to be free? LAAAAME. So very shady, this break-up was.

BUT THEN.

It’s all not true. Supposedly. Oh, I’m so confused about everything. DAMN YOU, GOSSIP! I RETIRE!! (Eventually)

Making up stories can get you in TROUBLE, Star Magazine. That’s the lesson Reese Witherspoon hopes to spread in suing Star for running a cover story that claimed she was pregnant. She may not be pregnant, but she IS out for revenge. Mental note: do not spread false story about Dakota Fanning’s engagement to Harry Potter.

BREAKING! Britney Spears dyes hair!! OMFG!

I love this story about Hilary Duff saying that Joel comes from a ghetto-ass place, when really, his hometown is the shopping capital of southern Maryland. But those malls are soooooooo ghetto, man.

Corey Haim and Corey Feldman together at last! TV show based on their lives?! Why did this never happen before! Sign me up, please.

Ha, ha. Supposedly Lindsay Lohan left her booth at a club last Friday to argue with Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos (why. why?!), but when she returned she saw that Diddy and some friends had decided to partake in her seating arrangement. Well, we all know that Lindsay is no normal person so she wasn’t havin’ ANY of that. Well Linds, it just goes to show that you never leave a booth to argue with Paris Hilton. You wait til she exits out the back and meet her in a dark alley with some nunchucks.

Thank you, thank you. I’m here all week.

Posted on Friday, June 23rd, 2006 at 5:16 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.