The Week In Jibba Jabba! This Week, We’re Avoiding Suri.

July 14th, 2006

Oy!

OK, so last week I mentioned the rumours that Avril and Deryck sent out rush invitations to their re-scheduled wedding, and now – supposedly – it’s set to happen this weekend. If I don’t hear about pyrotechnics, flying midgets and/or things of that matter amongst the hors d’oeuvres and handshakes, I’m going to be sorely disappointed. YOU HEAR ME?? I want real action. And love, of course. Lots of love.

So, you heard the crappy news about Weezer? About how Rivers says they may never record an album again? Which means that they’re pretty much a done deal? Done like dinner? That kinda sucks, huh? Maybe they’ll change their mind? And become undone?

Another band who might not be recording anytime soon: The White Stripes. Well if Jack White loves the Raconteurs soooooo much, then why doesn’t he just marry them?

Dear Justin Timberlake: your movie career seemed somewhat promising, what with your first flick Edison starring Morgan Freeman and Kevin Spacey. Looks good on paper, no? Since being panned at various film festivals, the movie is being released straight to video. Man, what a bummer. Even Paris’ first movie (House Of Wax) made it to theatres. But Justin, you still have our respect. Hooray!

I’m quite amused by Nick and Aaron Carter’s fist fight the other day. You know, brothers fight, I guess. Usually when they’re kids, but I’m not gonna say anything about their collective mentality. All I know is that it was funny and it had better have been filmed for use in their upcoming reality show. In other news, who can’t get a reality show these days, hm? Answer me that.

This week in marriage rumours you don’t care about: Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri!

And how about Usher hitting up Broadway? And not just any musical, but Chicago. And not just any role, but Billy Flynn, the big gun in the show. That’s pretty cool. And here we were thinking that Ursher had dropped off the face of the earth for awhile. Nice move, Ush. Keep it quiet, yet solid. Good work. We approve.

Shoo now. I’m done.

Posted on Friday, July 14th, 2006 at 3:57 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.