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The Week In Jibba Jabba!

October 27th, 2006

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-Nicole Richie is seeking treatment for her girlish figure, either cause she really wants to or someone said it’d be good for her image.
-Forget mad rhymes, Snoop’s latest skill is getting arrested at airports. Yo, check this out – this week he did it twice. He’s the king!
-Mariah didn’t have a mega comeback everywhere – her concert in Hong Kong was canceled due to low ticket sales and outrageous demands.
-If you’ve a) forgotten that Posh had a sweet side and a sense of humour (see “Spice World”, biatches) or b) always thought she was a cold fish, watch this video. You might slap yourself, but dammit, you will like Vicky Beckham.
-Hot new beef! Elijah and Jordan Catalano. Elijah probably has nothign to do with this. Not sure what’s going on, but you know, it’s gossip. So, that’s what I give you.
-Brad Pitt and his weird duck walk. All the blogs are posting this, so I guess I should too. Ah, good old fashioned peer pressure.
-Tomkat getting merried on November 18. Don’t forget to buy them a decorative plate so they can laugh at you and feel satisfied with their general richness.
-Go here to listen to an amazing remix of Barbra Streisand yelling at an audience cause someone booed her Bush joke. It’s called “STFU”. Barbra yelling “STFU” = gold.
-The worst Halloween costumes of all time!
-Kate Moss and Pete being bad parents. You don’t say?
-Britney’s baby number two’s real name: Num-ber Two. No, I wish. It’s Jayden.
-Even The Game is a MySpace freak, and he found his long lost sister! Complete with all her favourite slutty photos.
-Hello, a bunch of stuff about Madonna on Oprah.
-But this is much, much better.

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