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October 9th, 2013
With only two sleeps until their 19 date comeback tour, The Jonas Brothers have announced their tour cancellation, citing interband fighting as the reason. Consider my socks knocked off. Cancelling a tour isn’t the most shocking thing in the world, but The Jonas Brothers cancelling because they can’t get along? When did these three become the Gallagher’s? Or the Judds? Or a non-Disney trio of brothers?
Jo Bros spokesman Jesse Derris spoke to People Magazine today, saying “There is a deep rift within the band. There was a big a disagreement over their music direction.” The band apparently came to the decision over the weekend and played Minnesota’s We Day yesterday before announcing the cancellation of their tour today.
The Jonas Brothers. Fighting.
They can’t get along?
They’re brothers. They’re supposed to fight. And then they’re supposed to go on tour and make dreams come true.
But noooooooo. They can’t. Instead, we have to receive this devastating news right in the middle of a Wednesday. A WEDNESDAY. The day that is still dangerously close to Monday and is too far from Friday to be treated like it’s almost the weekend. Wednesday’s have it hard enough already without The Jo Bros.
I think it’s fair to say that no one saw this split coming. How shocking was the news? This shocking.
Al Bundy was shocked.
So was Britney.
And this Carrie as well.
Will Smith was shocked.
Joey was shocked.
And so was Jonah.
Kelly was shocked, but secretly happy she wasn’t the only person in trio that imploded.
Beyonce was shocked, but that’s because someone told her she used to be in a trio.
Shocked in Scrubs.
Shocked with Schmidt.
Ron Ron shocked.
Mean Girls shocked.
Hybrid vampire/werewolf shocked.
Jilted girlfriends shocked, who are all (not so) secretly happy about this.