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January 23rd, 2014
Justin Bieber’s mother Pattie Mallette was in the news earlier this week asking people to pray for her son in the wake of his recent egging scandal. “I think so many people go into the entertainment industry with amazing Christian roots and they go in with the right morals and they get influenced somehow…” she told The Sun Newspaper in Britain. “I ask that people keep me and Justin in their minds. I pray for him every day… If Justin’s struggling, don’t kick him when he’s down or condemn him – pray for him.”
These comments were made before Bieber was arrested earlier this morning in Miami and charged with a DUI, resisting arrest and driving with an expired license, but I’m sure her sentiments still hold.
Personally, I don’t think Justin needs our prayers. Instead, I think he needs a giant reality check. Here are items that I think should be added to our prayer beads instead of Bieber’s bad behaviour.
Of course I would love to see any Canadian team take home the cup, but I really feel like Toronto needs a win. The city has become the butt of every late night joke for the past six months.
The City of Toronto
Speaking of the butt of jokes, can we get a new mayor too?
Drake Keeping His Shizz Together
People tend to judge countries based on their celebrities, so with Bieber slacking off on the good Canadian image, all of our international hopes lay on the shoulders of Drake. You got this, Drizzy. Keep your manners impeccable and always hire a driver.
The End of the Polar Vortex
Why it gotta be so cowwwwd?
The Canadian Olympic Athletes
It’s the WINTER Olympics, which means hockey, figure skating, skiing, etc. Essentially, sports you play when it’s cold out and good god, will it ever stop being cold again? Ever? Let’s heat this place up with some gold, Moir and Virtue.
The Wanted Calling Off Their Hiatus
I Found You is mah jam.
The Internet Losing Ron Jeremy’s Wrecking Ball Video
Unfortunately, the internet never forgets and neither does my soul.
Leonardo DiCaprio Winning An Oscar
How are we expected to live in a world where Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t have an Oscar? What are we to tell the children!