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January 30th, 2014
The Super Bowl is going down this weekend and Bruno Mars is set to take the New Jersey stage during the halftime show. While Mars is a big draw for the female demo, there may still be some males out there who aren’t hip to the awesomeness of one Mars, Bruno. Ladies, take a break. Gentleman, listen up.
Today, I’m here to explain to all the gents who may be considering using the halftime show as their chance to fuel up in the kitchen on chili and nachos why they should use a $4 million commercial as their food break instead. Mars’ voice is the bomb dot com and his showmanship is second to none. Plus, I think he’s way too cool to use the phrase ‘bomb dot com’. Who are we talking about again?
That’s right, he’s Bruno Mars. He used to hang with Pauly Shore, which is kinda cool.
Now he hangs with super models, which is definitely cool.
He’s got fast hands in case either of the teams need him to step in for a play.
Remember that time he hosted and performed on SNL? Your girlfriend made you watch and it was actually really funny.
He’s one of the guys.
Those guys that he’s one of are the same guys he started his career with. No new friends, y’all.
He’ll help you with the ladies.
Seriously, write this stuff down. It’s gold in the form of words.
His hair game is on point. Don’t act like you haven’t tried a new style and wondered how the celebs do it.
Honestly, how does his hair to stay up like that? Magic.
In conclusion, you want to watch Bruno Mars perform during this weekend’s halftime show. You’re welcome.