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This Time It’s Personal.

November 24th, 2005

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No, guys. I mean it this time. Not like you care anymore, because Nick and Jessica are sooo far off the radar that it doesn’t even matter, but they’ve actually announced their separation.

Give it a month or two before one of them is engaged again. I’m betting on Jessica. I’m thinking that her career will never quite be the same as it was a year ago, but at least she won’t wind up on The Surreal Life season 8, like Nick. Ooooooo, burn.

Do you like how I used a tabloidy picture? I’ve learned the art from covers of Star Magazine.

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