Timbo + Celine = Apocalypse?

August 1st, 2007

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No. Nooo, no no. Let me tell you what I think of this whole Timbaland collaborating with Celine Dion thing. I don’t like it at all, that’s what. I think it’s a baaad, bad, bad idea. Can I repeat more words to express my distaste? Yes, yes and yes. Stop, stop, stop.

What, just because Timbo makes magic with Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake, he’s all up for transforming Celine DION? Listen, we do not WANT that. Celine’s fanbase - her BIG fanbase, at that - would probably only want her to keep doing what she’s doing: sappy ballads sans phat beats. Timbaland, don’t get too cocky here. We know you’re a wizard, but you may be crossing the line with this. So he’s all like, “I’ll show YOU!”. Fine. I challenge him. And if I end up bobbing my head to a Celine Dion tune, please find me and deliver me a swift punch in the head.

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2 Responses to “Timbo + Celine = Apocalypse?”

  1. Please, Timbaland, do not work you’re magic and make me love a Celine Dion song. For the love of all that is holy…I’m begging you.

  2. What the motherfunk!

    Is there anyone Timbo HASN’T collaborated with?! That dude’s like parsley - he gets into everything!

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