Today Is A Good Day To Be Alive

August 12th, 2004

Young adults of Canada, today is a good day to be alive. Why? Gossip. Good old fashioned exciting gossip is enthralling these days. I know many like myself who will go fairly cuckoo if denied daily a little something something about Paris or JT. Sure there are days when there’s nothing going on. No lawsuits, no catfights, no rumours of engagements or break ups. Those days I simply want to indulge in my malaise for life so I crack out a little Yanni. It’s sobering. BTW if you are buying any of this, you’re deep doo. Get a book! Learn history, some classics never hurt, how about some physics?! Now, my job is done here. Do you see? I sucked you into a false sense of comfort and then I got ya’. That’s what we try and do here. We learn ya’ at Much. Get out of here! Scram!

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