May 14th, 2014
There is a “day” for just about anything. This month alone will see some people celebrate the following: Lumpy Rug Day, Lost Sock Memorial Day, Be a Millionaire Day, and maybe the best of all, National Sea Monkey Day. Today is Dance Like A Chicken Day. And yes, it is a real day according to the internet. I’m sure at some point in your life you have danced like a chicken. Most likely at a wedding. Actually where else you’d do it, I have no clue. But you’ve done it.
Scour the internet and you’ll have a better understanding of why today is Dance Like A Chicken Day. The web is
plagued a hotbed for hilarious videos, photos and what else, GIFs, celebrating the most popular animal dance on Earth. So here is a rundown of all the various chicken dancing. Of course, we all know who does it best.
Let’s start with a real chicken dancing like a chicken. Not bad.
Now a real human being dressed as a chicken. Maybe in San Diego.
Okay, now a puppet chicken with a human, like Blake Griffin, dunk monster for the Los Angeles Clippers, doing the dancing.
Moving on to claymation chickens at a full-on chicken dance inside a chicken coop.
Here is an illustrated chicken bouncing, which for some people is dancing.
Okay… a cartoon chicken… pole dancing. Good…
Ugh, CGI chicken. Reminds me of this too much. And I definitely can’t handle that.
Ahhh, the old aristocratic dude from Frozen clucking around Anna. That’ll impress her.
How about the biggest boy band in the world? Little girls love that almost as much as Frozen.
Emo chicken, anyone?
Jake Gyllenhaal and Anna Kendrick at a wedding. See!
Manic Pixie Dream Girl being extremely twee and adorkable. Prepping to be a chicken. At. A. Wedding.
This is how you do it folks.