TomKat’s New Mansion
April 4th, 2008
Photograph courtesy x17
This is the new house of Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes (& Suri!) which they just bought for 30 million dollars. Yes, that’s right: Thirty. Million. Dollars.
The house has gots tennis courts, a pool, nine bedrooms and is 13,000 square feet.
First of all, what do 2 and a half people do with themselves in a house that big? Secondly, the port-a-potty is a nice touch. And third, that house gives me the heebie-geebies. Tom is totally gonna go all “Jack Nicholson” on Katie and Suri’s asses. But instead of an axe, he’ll be wielding that million dollar smile. And instead of eyes full of crazy, he’ll have… well… eyes full of crazy.
“Heeeere’s Tommy!”
Tom photo courtesy Getty
Posted on Friday, April 4th, 2008 at 12:41 pm by Soja and is filed under Celebrities & Pop Culture.
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2 Responses to “TomKat’s New Mansion”
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I love your review. But seriously, who needs nine bedrooms? I mean, the castle was 30 million dollars. Money like that could be saving lives…
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Oh, Jon… you’re so hilar.