Tonight On WETD: Puppet Tries To Hump A Human Being!
October 14th, 2008
Hello People on the Internet, my name is Curtis, and I was circumcised with a pencil sharpener!!!
So, there’s this Spanish girl in our office who’s always looking at me, right…and from what I’ve seen on the Internet, those Spanish girls know how to party. I mean, who hasn’t seen TWO GIRLS ONE CUP…hahahahhaa!!!
Oh wait…my producer just smacked me in the head and told me that I’m not allowed to say that. He said that if I keep talking like this, he’s going to cut off what’s left of my little puppet wiener, and then feed the rest of me into a wood chipper. What a cruel bastard!!!
What I meant to say is that all women are beautiful…and because of that, I am going to talk to my good friend Kenia today @ 6:30pm on WETD, and see if she will teach me how to say some fun stuff in Spanish…and then I’ll see if I can give her some puppet tongue action below the equator!!!
I guarantee that you’re gonna see a lot of me throughout the show tonight, so don’t f**k it up by changing the channel!!!!
Tuesdays @ 6:30pm ET!
Posted on Tuesday, October 14th, 2008 at 2:57 pm by Matt and is filed under We <3 TV.
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omgosh i just saw the video and liked every bit off it and i would like to know what the name of that song was that was playing while you were violating that man in the chair hahaha!!