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September 25th, 2013
The new season of South Park premieres tonight at 10E/7P on Much, which for celebrities means a hunting season. It was a difficult task, but we’ve narrowed down the list of hundreds to the Top 10 Artists Mocked on South Park.
Watch Today’s Top 10 tonight at 9E/6P followed by the Season 17 premiere of South Park at 10E/7P on MUCH.
10. P Diddy
Episode title: “Douche and Turd”
Aired on: October 27, 2004
Synopsis: Kyle calls on Sean Combs (P. Diddy) to intimidate Stan with a literal Vote or Die campaign. Meanwhile the campaign continues, with the turd sandwich supporters rallying against the giant douche supporters, using bribes and fear mongering to gain support.
9. Paris Hilton
Episode Title: “Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset”
Aired On: December 1, 2004.
Synopsis: Hilton, chasing after the child she only sees as her pet, rushes in just in time to hear Mr. Slave telling all the girls that even though Paris Hilton is rich and glamorous, she is really a talentless nobody. Paris and Mr. Slave commence to argue over who is the bigger whore, and Paris challenges Mr. Slave to a Whore-Off.
8. Enrique Iglesias
Episode Title: “The Entity”
Aired On: November 21, 2001
Synopsis: Mr. Garrison is inspired by watching singer Enrique Iglesias’ sexualized singing on TV and by gyroscopes, he invents the gyroscope-powered monowheel “IT”.
7. Kanye West
Episode Title: “Fishsticks”
Aired on: April 8, 2009
Synopsis: Rapper Kanye West is the only person in the country who fails to get the fishtick joke, but cannot admit that he does not get it because he believes himself to be a genius.
6. Taylor Swift
Episode Title: “Faith Hilling”
Aired on: March 28, 2012.
Synopsis: A report by the Denver Post says that Faith Hilling is considered passé, and has been replaced with the newer trend of dragging one’s nude buttocks across the floor or ground, or “Taylor Swifting”, so Stan and his friends continue Faith Hilling, eventually coming into conflict with Taylor Swifters
5. Britney Spears
Episode Title: “Britney’s New Look”
Aired on: March 19, 2008
Synopsis: Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Butters are being forced to watch the live political debate between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton when an emergency news bulletin interrupts to report that Britney Spears has been spotted in South Park and a man has been paid $100,000 for a photo of her urinating on a lady bug.
4. Jennifer Lopez
Episode Title: “Fat Butt and Pancake Head”
Aired On: April 16, 2003.
Synopsis: On a bridge, Jennifer Lopez, the police, Ben Affleck, the people from the recording company, Kyle, Kenny and Stan catch up with Cartman and “Ms. Lopez”.
3. Selena Gomez
Episode Tile: “Bass to Mouth”
Aired on: October 19, 2011
Synopsis: As Cartman and the administrators prepare the pizza, the administrators uphold their end of the agreement by presenting singer Selena Gomez to Cartman, and then beating her up, much to Cartman’s delight.
2. Justin Bieber
Episode title: “Coon vs. Coon and Friends”
Aired on: November 10, 2010
Synopsis: Mysterion tracks down the Coon and Cthulhu as the latter have just finished massacring Justin Bieber and a number of his fans.
1. Christina Aguilera
Episode title: Timmy 2000
Aired on: April 19, 2000.
Synopsis: Cartman develops a side effect that causes him to see pink Christina Aguilera monsters, one of which causes him to accidentally kill Kenny.
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