Top 5 Celebrities Under The Influence

May 14th, 2007

In honour of Ms. Winehouse’s messy appearance on Friday’s edition of MOD, I thought I’d whip together a list of Top 5 Celebrities Under The Influence. Ah yes, a class act indeed…

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1. Lindsay ‘Blo’ han
The young starlet is a regular in the L.A. party scene and has gained quite the reputation for being THE party gal. So much so, that her hard partying ways are even being reported in the reputable USA Today! With JD in one hand and white nose candy in the other, Lindsay is a trainwreck waiting to happen.

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2. Pete Doherty/Co’Kate’ (Kate Moss)
You can’t have one without the other. Ms. Moss was probably the first big star to be caught ‘white handed.’ After her widely publicized cocaine scandal, the super waif model lost major contracts with H&M, Chanel, Stella McCartney, Burberry and etc…You’d think that she’d learn her lesson and keep away from the one thing that keeps on getting her in trouble…

And this brings me to Kate’s on/off again boyfriend/fiance Pete Doherty of Babyshambles and formerly of The Libertines…There’s not much to say besides the fact that if you Google “pete doherty drugs” you’ll receive 1,040,000 hits. ‘Nuff said.

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3. Whitney ‘Drug Den’ Houston
Ah man, I miss me some good ol’ Whitney. She’s one celebrity I’m rooting for… See, I was super excited when Whitney dumped that freeloading husband of hers Bobby Brown and started to clean up her act. It appears as though, I got my hopes up for nothing… This week it has been reported that Whitney was looking a little ’stoned’ at a star-studded party she attended in the Bahamas. Seriously, why don’t these stars ever learn from their mistakes?

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4. Amy ‘Wine-O’ Winehouse
I mean this list is in honour of her…Ok, for those of you who read the gossip blogs, you know that Wine-O is a regular. WHY? Well, the British songbird has been known to get a little too cozy with Mr. Alcohol… Ms. Winehouse is infamous for almost always performing drunk on stage! I mean, does anybody remember the incident when Amy threw up mid-song? Ah yes, she is one classy broad.. Heck, even at last night’s Toronto show, Amy was boozing it up on stage. She even confessed to loving ‘Shirley Temples.’ Immediately after her confession, she asked for another drink…Classic…Perhaps that explains her disappearing act on MOD.

5. YOU GUYS TELL ME WHO DESERVES TO ROUND OUT THE TOP 5!

P.S. If you wanna catch Amy’s performance of ‘Rehab’ you can now watch it on AXS! Plus, you can watch her online exclusive performance of ‘You Know I’m No Good.’

- Photographs courtesy of Getty Images

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3 Responses to “Top 5 Celebrities Under The Influence”

  1. Umm… Paris Hilton should be #1…

    By Angela on May 14, 2007 at 4:58 pm |
  2. yeah, i thought she was a little too obvious…but yes i guess she should’ve been mentioned somewhere in this blog…

  3. I hear Lindsay Lohan’s got a new fragrance coming out. It smells like a combination of cocaine, vodka, and Oxycontin.

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