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June 15th, 2010
It’s Mr. Large Manhood R.J versus sports-hero sex-magnet Max Owens in the ultimate battle for popularity: the race for school president.
Max Owens already has a death warrant out R.J. for getting a hand-full of nut-musk rubbed in his face. And insult to injury – all he sees is R.J. studying with his girlfriend Jenny Swanson.
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What could make R.J.’s death come sooner – running against Max for school president!
The school is seriously lacking – no tampons in the little girl’s room, no wood for the carpentry club, no sets for the drama department, no ramps for the disabled, and no new computers for R.J.’s computer club.
But running against Max is social suicide – he runs unopposed for a reason. But R.J.’s got a plan – rally the losers of the school for a landslide victory! (cause let’s face it – we all know those numbers totally out weigh the 20 or so kids that think they’re “cool”).
But, it all falls apart when Max decides that he knows how to rally the crowds better – by giving away free “Rock Band” games and having Travis Barker come on down to support him.
In the end, R.J. can pretty much account for all of his votes on one hand – except for one. It turns out – Ms. Jenny Swanson has a soft spot for him, and respects he ran against her man.