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alright,

so i’ve been asked to do one of these blog things by sophia because i think kelly is going home sick from some gum she got off the sidewalk – (me and my brother used to pick up chewed gum off of shopping mall parking lots, take it home, wash it and then chew it – so a good lesson is: if your kid wants some candy, buy the kid some gosh darn?candy or they’ll end up eating used candy off dirty asphalt – sometimes with car tire tracks in it.)

anyway, i’m getting off topic here, i don’t really want to do this but if you know sophia you know you don’t want to get on her bad side, i once saw her hog tie steve jarman using three elastic bands and the tape from an old ricky martin video and then proceed to drink soda pop till her saliva got all thick to the point where she could dangle it just over steve’s mouth and then suck it back up over and over again till eventually, like all things great, the spit string crumbled and broke and steve jarman got some in his mouth and nostrils and then went behind the vtr racks and cried for like three minutes. a sad, eventful day in much. hopefully something like that will happen today.

you happy with this sophia? i hope so, cause after the weekend i had i really can’t handle any violence till at least thursday.
[ed. note: actually, since you hang around our desk all day long, i just thought maybe you might want to play. i look forward to spitting on you when you least expect it.]

Posted on Tuesday, March 9th, 2004 at 2:30 pm by Fetus and is filed under Blog.

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