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I was talking with former Much web nerd Sophie about Tom Cruise’s crazy face. You know, the terrifying laugh/toothy smile that he’s pretty much known for? Anyway, I thought it could be fun to compare Tom and his face to some villains. Yes? No? Yes-ish? I can work with that. Let’s do this sheeeit!

1. Tom and Jack Nicholson from The Shining. I’m pretty sure Tom acts like this in real life - chopping down the bathroom door when Katie sits crying on the toilet for too long. Heeeeere’s Johnny!

2. Tom and Wario. Wario says, “I’m-a Wario! I’m-a gonna win-a!” Tom says, “I’m-a Tom-a! I’m-a gonna win at life-a!”

3. Tom and Green Goblin. They both want Spider-Man to fail, and in Tom’s case it’s because Agent Ethan Whatshisname from Mission Impossible is “a better superhero”. Wrong!

4. Tom and Dr. Evil. They both have evil petting zoos.

5. Tom and Al Pacino. Yessss, Al Pacino is a villain, goddd.

Posted on Thursday, April 27th, 2006 at 3:59 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.

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