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Villain Watch: Tom Cruise

April 27th, 2006

I was talking with former Much web nerd Sophie about Tom Cruise’s crazy face. You know, the terrifying laugh/toothy smile that he’s pretty much known for? Anyway, I thought it could be fun to compare Tom and his face to some villains. Yes? No? Yes-ish? I can work with that. Let’s do this sheeeit!

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1. Tom and Jack Nicholson from The Shining. I’m pretty sure Tom acts like this in real life – chopping down the bathroom door when Katie sits crying on the toilet for too long. Heeeeere’s Johnny!

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2. Tom and Wario. Wario says, “I’m-a Wario! I’m-a gonna win-a!” Tom says, “I’m-a Tom-a! I’m-a gonna win at life-a!”

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3. Tom and Green Goblin. They both want Spider-Man to fail, and in Tom’s case it’s because Agent Ethan Whatshisname from Mission Impossible is “a better superhero”. Wrong!

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4. Tom and Dr. Evil. They both have evil petting zoos.

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5. Tom and Al Pacino. Yessss, Al Pacino is a villain, goddd.

Posted on Thursday, April 27th, 2006 at 3:59 pm by and is filed under Blog.

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