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September 26th, 2013
Nicki Minaj appeared on The Ellen Show this week to promote her new fragrance Minajesty and showed that all you need to wear is her new scent to get noticed. Cuz she was kinda nekkid. Like, no shirt on daytime TV kind of nekkid.
Ellen’s reaction to Minaj was appropriate and just and today we’re decoding exactly what we think was going through DeGeneres’ head during the show.
At first, Ellen was like, maybe I’m not seeing this right?
Then she was like, oh, that’s what Nicki Minaj is wearing to my EMMY WINNING SHOW.
Then Nicki wanted to hug it out and Ellen was like, what?
Like, how do you hug a naked person on daytime TV without getting sent to jail afterwards?
We all know it’s rude to stare, but Ellen totally got a free pass on this one. Or these two.
Ellen thought she could handle things, but then Nicki sat down and it was like, nope! We gotta talk about dis!
So Nicki starts talking about how she doesn’t like to wear a bra and the audience claps with her and Ellen is like, um, hello? No one likes to wear a bra. You still have to wear one.
Again, no one likes wearing them. But when did going without one become a thing? It didn’t.
In what world is Nicki Minaj living that not wearing a bra out in society is an appropriate option?
Not a world Ellen lives in. No siree.
Check out all of Nicki Minaj on The Ellen Show below and cover yo’self ladies.Tweet