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July 23rd, 2014
HUGE BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE!!!
Are you ready for this? Justin Bieber is growing a MUSTACHE!!! (Again?)
I know, I can hardly believe it myself. Who knew Justin Bieber could actually GROW a mustache? It’s not even Movember time yet!
Since this is obviously a huge deal to the bazillion Beliebers in the world, Justin asked his fans via Twitter whether he should keep the ‘stache or immediately take a Gillette Fusion ProGlide to it:
So far, the reaction has been a resounding “SHAVE IT” from fans. While I can appreciate Justin’s efforts here, since every guy tries to grow a mustache or beard at least once in his life, let’s also be honest. That thing above his lip is hardly a ‘stache.
It’s peach fuzz. I’ve seen women with more convincing facial hair (gross, but true). It takes a certain kind of man to pull off a killer mustache, and unfortunately for him, Justin Bieber isn’t one of them.
Sorry JB. I’m telling you for your own good, honestly. You know I love you.
I now present to you the 10 celebrities who can ROCK a ‘stache all day, every day:
THE Gold Standard for mustaches. When men all over the world even consider growing a ‘stache of their own, Magnum is the first man they think of. Razors down.
This is who you have to compete with for mustache supremacy, Justin. There are a lot of things you’re good at (singing, dancing, egging houses), but growing facial hair isn’t one of them. Maybe you can revisit this task in 10 years or so.
Please. Just shave already.Tweet