“West Side Story-Twilight Style”: The Hard Times of R.J. Berger recap

June 23rd, 2010

The girl of R.J.'s fantasies!!

It’s time for the school production of West Side Story….Twilight style! But when R.J. Berger has to kiss the girl of his dreams Jenny Swanson, in a pair of tights….his manhood gets a little too excited! (They don’t call it “Hard Times” for nothin’!

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R.J. Berger is happy that he is tutoring Jenny Swanson. But she has to cut their sessions short for a while….as she is trying out for the school musical. But, wanting to keep her grades up (and unknown to her, she’d be keeping R.J. “up” as well), she suggests R.J. try out too so they can study on set.

His friends Lily and Miles both try to get it through his brain that it would be a disaster (and it is, believe me) but he sees it as a way to spend time with Jenny, so he goes for it.

Always listen to your friends...

As a plus, Jenny is impressed with his acting, and so are a bunch of girls at the school. Enter Miles as he takes the credit for R.J.’s skills, and starts schmoozing the girls. But the real trouble starts when R.J. finds out there’s a kiss scene….

Never having kissed a girl before, and unable to practice with Jenny before the night of the show…..the night of the show is a big disaster. Jenny wants to at least try out the scene, but leaves before they actually kiss. R.J. then has to deal with the biggest boner of his life…….

Miles to the rescue: after trying to “calm lower R.J.” down, (with some hilarious nipple licking) he finds some duct tape, and tapes R.J. together so no one knows how “excited” he is.

All is going well until the kiss scene. Just as he is about to lock lips with his lady love Jenny Swanson…..the duct tape can’t hold him down any longer…..and the entire auditorium finds R.J. with a tent in his tights…….

Hard Times in Deed!

Needless to say….R.J.’s acting career is now done. But not before Jenny decides to give him some words of advice – she apologizes for getting freaked out on stage, and tells him she really does think he’s a good actor. Awww………..

End Scene.

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